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A mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock and decided to approach a prostitute on 17th an R
He ask, "How much do you charge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied
"Do you do Messican-style?" he ask
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Messican-Style"
Again she declined
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do You Say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said,
"That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"
The mexican popped a can of beer and replied.
"I pay you next wednesday when I get my check"
A mexican from El Paso found himself in Lubbock and decided to approach a prostitute on 17th an R
He ask, "How much do you charge for the hour?"
"$100," she replied
"Do you do Messican-style?" he ask
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it Messican-Style"
Again she declined
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do You Say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said,
"That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?"
The mexican popped a can of beer and replied.
"I pay you next wednesday when I get my check"