Funeral

Jack The Riffer

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Funeral

04-04-2006, 12:39 PM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral ... I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.
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04-04-2006, 12:45 PM

Scott
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04-04-2006, 12:46 PM

:ROTF:

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04-04-2006, 12:49 PM

That's funny!!!

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#5

04-04-2006, 01:17 PM

LOL, now that's funny. (I like this emoticon cause it looks like your rubbing one out)

Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!
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04-04-2006, 01:49 PM

....NICE!

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Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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04-04-2006, 02:24 PM

Last edited by FusionFarmer; 04-04-2006, 02:26 PM.

I say the boy ain't right!
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04-04-2006, 05:08 PM

Har

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