Ok, I must have been living under a rock

[horns666]

E, don't forget to mention the not so distant past..when Hitler met with the Pontiff during WWII and got his blessing for the Holocaust..

why did he give his blessing..they were JEWS!!!

They are of NO interest to the church..in fact they were a conflict of interest..

But the late pope aplogized for that one a few years back.."my bad"..

Let's not lose sight of logic and facts here man..."Faith" does that!!

Hitler was "faithful".."Osama" is "faithful..

The Christ was a prophet that bit off more than he could chew..no more ..no less....much like Hitler...or Osama ..it's all perpective man...and yes, they are all immortal

Immortality is a powerful thing..no matter how you get it!

The reason we are at War..that prolly will never end anytime soon is because of RELIGION..God VS Allah.. God will win like always..he has the most money and power..like always..

I'm just glad I'm on the winning team on THAT issue...self preservation reasons only!

[GodOfRhythm]

yes and I'm getting even more shortminded about this thing everytime I learn something new about it.
This is what I do, I study culture, religion and history are huge part of it. It amazes me everythime what people have done in the name of god. And all the stuff I hear is from the professors who have traveled around the world, seen and heard everything. They know pretty much every detail about religion.
Everytime I hear something new, the more it sickens me.
Every religon is involved in something horrible.
I can't even read any books anymore because I know what's there.

Drama queen. Seriously.

[toejam]

He is supposed to be perfect and "ALL knowing"...he knew what he was doing

He's already been proven wrong by doctors. What do you mean that foreskin I was born with has no purpose and needs to be snipped off?!? :ROTF:

[IrfaanSE801]

We can all relax, Penn & Teller have the answer

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3593866248238036452&pl=true

Oddly enough someone on another forum posted this today. It was meant to be...:ROTF:

[horns666]

God is the biggest "Drama Queen" of them all!!

I swear he much be a bitch..has anyone ever confirmed that God has a penis..has it been seen..is it HUGE...

He's compensating for something here...he's pissed off man..Well, I guess he can't fix the size of his penis..he can't seem to fix anything..and he never has enough money!

Hey I invested 30 years into that fucker..and we broke up...it was a VERY bitter "divorce"..and I don't miss the asshole

Bill, MUST YOU??? ..my virgin eyes..YES, I must, 30 years invested in BLIND faith and devotion to that dick..that pisses ME off for being that fucking retarded!

Both sides of the coin??..well I am living proof of that..I KNOW both sides of the coin..but have ANY of you seen both sides..I truly doubt it!

I do know some of you CAN relate to having a loving relationship with a piece of shit..that you tried very hard to make work..but when you finally moved on and found somthing "better"..hindsight is so clear..you can truly see how much of a fool you were in wasting so much energy and time with such an asshole..

That's the only way I can describe it..God is a pretty deep "relationship" isn't it..been there, done that!

How many Satanists do we have here that we devouted to God for 30 years..

I'm NOT some faggy devil worshipping "poser" ..I'm 42..a very loving, accountable, responsible husband and father for 20 years, retired cop who tried to help people in good faith for 13 years, but was injured for life beyond repair by those same people..I do have some credibilty.

Beliove me God is a security blanket for the weak..and the manufactured guita set forth by the church drains you..it doesn't make you a "happier" person..Religion gives you a guilt complex..and the only people that likes those feelings are masochists and drama queens!

I got rid of God/guilt..

No guilt ..No Drama!

[horns666]

Exactly Joe..Masochists...join a CULT that requires you to cut your PP..and mine is!!

Those Motherfuckers!!:ROTF:

Don't eat meat, don't have sex, love your enemy, cut your PP..yadda yadda bullshit!!

FUCK YOU!!!!:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[IrfaanSE801]

I love this thread. Bill, if your own thread is half as fun as this, I might have to drop on in

[horns666]

EXCELLENT Penn and Teller Vid!!

That Elvis analogy is spot on!!

Well The Bible is all my source of ammo as a Satanist..The "Devil" in those details is THE true Hero/Martyr of THAT book...he is God's scapegoat..that's why he "made" him..he took the fall (literally)!

[horns666]

Irf ..MY thread is 50% this shit..start from page one..I wrote my own "Bible"..and it's pretty much ALL documented on that thread..it just needs some editing!!

You can't lose with Logic..Logic makes Faith look silly everytime!

"Faith" is belief without logic or proof...with so many holes inviting my pud!!

My sig means alot more than meets the eye!!

[HuntinDoug]

I find it fascinating how most non Christians will go out of their way to slam Christ, or anyone who claims to be a follower of Christ. Wheather it be openly slamming him, or using his name as a cuss word. Two thousand years, and people are still spitting on him, and cussing him....why is that I wonder? What is even more fascinating is people who claim to worship satan. Most satan worshipers either don’t have a problem admitting that the God of the bible and his son Jesus exist. Or, they believe that satan exists, but the God of the bible does not. Either way, they choose to follow satan even though (according to the bible) he cannot, and will not ultimately win. Because of his pride, satan rejected God. ISA 14:12 to 14:15- “How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! [how] art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I will ascend above the heights of the clouds; I will be like the most High. Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit.”

That being said, the fact is: ALL CHRISTIANS ARE HYPOCRATES …right? Before you jump on the bandwagon…hear me out. The reason I say that is because what Christians seek to be is impossible to obtain on this earth. Christians try to live like Jesus, but it’s just not possible. Christianity (not to be confused with Catholicism) is the only religion that is based on a gift from God. Eph 2:8&9- “For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: [it is] the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.” ALL other major religions (including Catholicism) are based on works.

Basically the answer comes down to a single word: “FAITH”.

When the average person speaks of “faith”, most people think he or she is speaking of God. But quite simply, “faith” is believing in something unseen. Some people believe in the God of the bible,…they have faith that he exists, without ever physically seeing God. Other people believe in the theory of evolution, which is no more than a person’s best guess on how life began. Others believe only in themselves. While others believe in the devil. Every person has to have faith in something, if not, you could ONLY believe what your eyes see, and nothing else. When I’m shown a photo of a place I’ve never been or seen, I have two choices: I can believe by faith in the person showing me the photo, and believe that that place really exists,… or not. There is no “grey area”.

My belief is that one day every person will stand before the judgment seat of Christ, where they will give an account for every action, word and deed in thier life. In the end, every knee shall bow to him, and every tounge will confess him as Lord....You can do it now, or wait till then. If you don't believe that, then that is your opinion and choice, and I'm not going to judge you for it...That is Christ's job, not mine. Jesus doesnt force anyone to accept him. You can choose in faith to believe in him....or not.The gift he gave is to every person who ever lived...past, present & future. All a person has to do is accept it.

Happy Easter....God Bless

[wulfe13]

Good post Doug! Couldn't have said it better myself.

Click on my sig Bill and read thru all that.... I doubt you will but it makes alot more sense than anything I've ever heard from you!

[RacerX]

don't forget to mention the not so distant past..when Hitler met with the Pontiff during WWII and got his blessing for the Holocaust..

why did he give his blessing..they were JEWS!!!

They are of NO interest to the church..in fact they were a conflict of interest..

Where are you getting this from, Bill? Your ass?

Pius XII certainly could've done more to condemn Hitler, but it may have increased Nazi savagery. There is no evidence that Pius XII ever met Hitler. Read this:

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/031017.html

[horns666]

No live footage from the History channel...

[RacerX]

In other words, you can't back up your ridiculous claim.

I have a feeling a lot of your goofy theories will fall apart under examination, Billzy!

I've done this before, pray I don't take the time to refute your other weed-addled fantasies, brother!

[horns666]

I'm decribing "Blue" to Ray fucking Charles here...casting pearls before the swine.

Guys , did you even read what I said (NO!)..I was a devouted Catholic for 30 years..I read YOUR bible..still do!

which part do you want me to read, that I didn't read already more times than you??

Are you trying to sell me a lemon I dumped 10 years ago ..yes, you are..

OK, next time one of you lose a loved one due to a crime or disease..thank God and ask for more

Next time disaster strikes you where you sit, be it your health or loved one..Thank God and ask for more.

Next time Allah's zealots crash some planes into some skyscrapers..Thank God and ask for more..

When you pull a dead baby out of the dumpster..Thank God and ask for more.

Next time they find another missing child buried dead somewhere or gets killed by a drunk driver..Thank God and ask for more.

Next time we get hit by 100 hurricanes and Tsumamis..Thank God and ask for more.

Show me THIS God..right now..show me that he gives a flying fuck..!!!

Show me that he is at least 1/2 as compassiontae as I am with his precious creation..and I'm a fucking Satanic prick!!

Masochists I say!!!..you deserve ALL of this misery..every last ounce that your precious God can dish out..and may you choke on his grace!!!

God fucked up on TWO things..he made Lucifer and he gave "free will" to monkeys who can't handle the responsibilty..

Thank God for ALL of this drama and misery and praise his name!!

So, please by ALL means..break out some more "scripture" to prove God's wonderful grace he bestowed on us!!!:ROTF: