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why should Richie go back to Heather, he can nail every chick he wants to
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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Ive heard Jon and the band hate her.Comment
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Joe Dirt was not a good movie. I'm sorry.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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Well, she thinks he was doing that anyway, which is why she filed for divorce. But he's in his late 40s now, and has an 11-year-old daughter with her. That kind of makes a difference. But yeah, if they don't work it out he'll have plenty of consolation.Originally posted by Endrik
As for Badseed saying Jon and the band hate her, I can believe it. My old boss and his then-partner went to Santa Monica High School with Heather, and she had the rep as an uber-bitch. Hot, but not worth the trouble, was the writeup on her.
She'd probably be an awesome one-nighter but then run for your life!Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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I knew a Heather type chick when I was younger. But this girl was beautiful and a model. She did TV commercials and magazine ads. Mostly local shit I think... She was a bitch, but fine as hell. She thought she was the hottest thing to ever grace the planet. So did I to be honest. I couldn't wait to get some of that!
When I finally did get some I was like, nice package, but damn what a lousy lay!!
As for Heather Locklear, I don't think she's all that good looking. Not ugly by any means, but certainly nothing special and take all of that make-up away and it's even worse. And I'm not referring the aged Heather either, she's always been that way IMO...Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!
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nah.. some women you take the makeup away and its "where the genie in the bottle and my three wishes go off too?"..but Heather.. granted she ain't no Jane Seymour but she isn't a total throwback either.. I kinda like em scrawny tho.Comment
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I always loved the question that Triumph asked of Richie: "Is she blond... down there?"Takeoffs are optional but landings are mandatory.Comment
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+1 HAHAHA fuel, I was just gonna say that!"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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"He went out with Cher when she was only in her 60's". :ROTF:Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!
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I think Heather is one of the few that comes across as "Naturally pretty"..not like that made up siliconed stuffed pin cushion pig Pamela Anderson..
Heather has aged gracefully.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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