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    First year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them,"In medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.

    For an example the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

    Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone had finished the Professor looked at them as said,"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."



    -Rick

  • #2
    Gross!
    Henrik
    AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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    • #3
      Gross!
      Henrik
      AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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      • #4
        Doubly gross I guess. haha...

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        • #5
          Doubly gross I guess. haha...

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          • #6
            Right back atcha!
            Henrik
            AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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            • #7
              Right back atcha!
              Henrik
              AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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              • #8
                Haha, that's the second funniest thing I've heard today. The first would be a kid in my class refering to some chick as being born with a gun and a holster. First time I ever heard that one.
                If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                • #9
                  Haha, that's the second funniest thing I've heard today. The first would be a kid in my class refering to some chick as being born with a gun and a holster. First time I ever heard that one.
                  If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                  • #10
                    haha. owned.

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