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    Two homosexual men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and
    then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born,
    they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom
    are crying and screaming. In the corner, one is smiling serenely. A
    nurse comes by and to the gays' delight she points out the happy child
    as theirs.
    "Isn't it wonderful?" one man says to the other. "All these unhappy
    children and our child is so happy."
    The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens
    when we take the pacifier out of his ass."
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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    :ROTF:
    Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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    • #3
      YUCK!!
      Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you yunick jelly thou!

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      • #4
        Another gross one :ROTF:
        Henrik
        AUDIOZONE.DK - a guitar site for the Jackson and Charvel fan

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        • #5
          :ROTF:
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            haha genius
            If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

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            • #7
              classic!
              the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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              • #8
                Nice...I'm using that one!!:ROTF:
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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