More on McDonalds...

[horns666]

Oh boy...shit!

Okay I'll say it here..WTF..so the thread gets pulled..Dave won't mind..

This happened the day they re-district two of the busiest districts...which basically meant that we lost the only "white" area to eat at..not to sound "hateful" but to be perfectly honest the ghetto doesn't have regular fast food franchises..not ours anywhoo..just greasy spoon "soul food" type places..and well at alot of those places treated Cops..especially "white" cops wern't welcome with open arms..it wasn't spoken, but the tension was there..no doubt!!

that meant we had to "sneak" out our district just to have a Wendys, BK or McD's..

One ealry after noon my partner Mike and I walked into McD's on our "30"..official lunch break..So I don't know WTF was this manger's problem..a black woman with a major attitude..I tried to just blow it off but she kept just being a very blatantly rude bitch..I didn't say anything ...yet..

So I FINALLY got my food after about 15 minutes..and my Big Mac..looked like a McSnoball..I mean this fugging thing could roll..hand prints and shit..and my pop tatsed like fucking mop water...so that's excatly what I said..I went to the manger and said.."would you eat this"..no response.." I ask if I could have another one..she ignored me and went to the next customer..I had five minutes left to eat some bullshit..I interupted the next customer's order and told the mngr to look at the Big Mac pic on the menu and now look at this piece of ridiculous crap I was holding...in those words..and that the pop tatse like "mop water"...now the dude mopping the floor is standing there eyefucking me...I told him to keep mopping the floor and stay out of my buisness...he didn't like that..so he and the manger huddled up and made some bullshit remarks meant for me to hear and I called them on it...I asked for the district manager's name and her's..she refused all info..I then demanded her name..she still refused..(that's arrestable right there, but I didn't go there...becaue it was really a civil matter at this time) ..OK I'm not hungry anymore at this point ..I'm fuggin' pissed..so Mop Boy smarts off but now he has another employee join him in the fun..so I snatched Mop boy by his face and wrestled him down on his wet floor and arrested him for Disorderly Conduct because he said "Fuck" twice after I warned him not to..and there was kids and shit there..

I booked Mop boy...called the main office and reported her..they didn't fire her..but she wasn't "manger" anymore (so I was told) and was sent to another location..

Mop Boy still worked there..but he behaved after that..he ignored me while I laughed whenver I saw him..I must say the PR between that McD's and the cops did improve..you wouldn't think so...but it did!

I also threw my big mac smoosh ball all the way to the back of the kitchen area and my mop water pop where they both splattered all over...that was in her "complaint"..but nobody "credible" actually saw that happen..

ahhhh Fuggum!:ROTF:

[Fragle]

that's a nice one....

....although the infamous "burger scene" in falling down is hard to beat imho

[horns666]

that's a nice one....
....although the infamous "burger scene" in falling down is hard to beat imho

Oh, I agree, but that's the closest thing I could relate it to..that and Super Troopers put together..this was around '96 or so..

Yeah, I like that one too..that's what you get when ya F with the Po-Lice..

[St.James]

I've had run-ins like that with dipshits...

Here's what pissed me off about McDonalds. First, I stopped off by there on my way home one day and when the bag was handed to me it was by the manager. I assume it was the manager because he had on one of those sky blue button down shirts.

Anyway, I couldn't help notice this shit eating smirk he had on his face. I didn't think anything about it, until I found a surprise in my half eaten super sized fries! A fucking roach leg!! I hate to even imagine what happened to rest of that thing, but that shit eating smirk came screaming back to me.

The district manager was called as well as the health dept. What ever happened to that asshole I don't know, I never went back.

The second thing that chapped my ass about McDonalds happened a few years ago. It was a TV commercial. For the sake of not having this thread pulled I'll just say it was the most racist piece of shit I've ever seen. Apparently it didn't go over very well with a lot of other people as well because that was the only time I ever saw that commercial and don't know anyone else who's seen it either, but that one time I did see it was more than enough to turn me off for good.

[MadJack]

"the son is out tonight" appears nowhere in Whiplash.

May be my burnt cells thinkin. I'll pull out the tab book and the CD and check.

[MadJack]

Ain't been home yet but from the website, you're right and I've fried a few more brain cells than I was aware of. Could be a misprint from a transcription I got ahold of. Can't put a finger on it but it had to have come from somewhere. Glad I don't mix up pieces of songs when I'm playing. My apologies.

[horns666]

Dave you are preaching to the choir with me broham!!

Let's just say I kept this version of the story as JCF "friendly" as possible

Um...waite I think I got somethin for you!!!:ROTF:

I'll be back...it may be too nuts..it was sent to me by one of our dear friends we all know and love..

[horns666]

Here ya go Dave..it ain't so bad..I seen worse on SNL..


http://www.ebonicpersuit.com/media/ebonicsmcdonalds.swf

[St.James]

"We loves it when you be smilin'"... "Do you hopes to get a big ass meal at a fly price?" Too funny!! :ROTF:

[St.James]

Ain't been home yet but from the website, you're right and I've fried a few more brain cells than I was aware of. Could be a misprint from a transcription I got ahold of. Can't put a finger on it but it had to have come from somewhere. Glad I don't mix up pieces of songs when I'm playing. My apologies.

I've had my share of incorrect lyrics too... Especially downloaded from the net..

[horns666]

Don't be hatin'..:ROTF:

I just watched "Malibus most wanted" the other day...every wigger that ever existed should be forced to watch that movie everyday with their eyes pried open like clockwork orange!!!

I tell you what I do LOVE ..a commercial finally making fun outta that whole wigger movement..T Mobile "poser alert"..yep, assholes that's excatly how you looked!

while you dicks thought you were "fly"...I was doing THIS>>>...

Fuggin' Retarded SHEEP!!!..bahhh bahhhh bling bling yo!

[zeegler]

Ah, I eat at McDs every once in a while, and I worked there for a year when I was 15. I didn't see any problems with the food.

[horns666]

Ah, I eat at McDs every once in a while, and I worked there for a year when I was 15. I didn't see any problems with the food.

Totally depends where ya worked..if you worked in the hood..well, you pretty much got a super sized dose of ecoli, aids, TB or Hep..

My sis worked at McD's thru College ...her's was OK..at least I knew who touched my food and where their hands been..sorta..well that's just denial right there..because you know damn well those lil' boogers didn't wash there hands every time after getting the bubble guts from a bad fillet O' fish..and alot of them don't wear gloves and if they do..they just scratched their ballls with them or with the flipper just like that Beavis and Butthead episode..that was a good one!!

[Thor Von Clemson]

Cmon.. they have one dollar ice cream cones. I work next door to a mcdonalds and occasionally get a one dollar ice cream cone when it is warm outside. I detest their regular "food" but the ice cream is good. I think it is fat free and I would imagine it is pretty hard to screw up an ice cream cone eh?


Isn't there some urban myth or legend or something about a lady finding a chicken tumor in her chicken sandwich?

GMS

[horns666]

They never have ice cream in the hood for some reason ice cream, milk shakes and Dairy Queens don't exist in my hood..not a one!!

You see, you have two different fast food places ...the ones in the hood and the regular "clean" ones in the burbs..:ROTF:

The wife and I go to the burbs for the Ice Cream...we go to the hood to well...see and smell ass!!