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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a thousand dollars if you let me screw you. The girl said NO.
Johnny said I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor. You bend down
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment
and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says to tell Johnny
it will cost him two thousand dollars, and told his girlfriend to pick up the money really fast, Johnny won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She screamed into the phone, "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!!!"
Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!
Johnny said I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor. You bend down
and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. She thought for a moment
and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says to tell Johnny
it will cost him two thousand dollars, and told his girlfriend to pick up the money really fast, Johnny won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
She screamed into the phone, "THE BASTARD USED QUARTERS!!!"
Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL IN ITS ENTIRETY!