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there was this party once in a small town where I was born, It was fucking late and a lot of people passed out, one dude had a boner, some dudes took his pants down and coverd his dick with hot mustard, OUCH
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"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert -
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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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agreedOriginally posted by RacerXNow that's
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Wow that's pretty mean. Don't know the hometown but here where i live if your guitar player walked through the wrong areas of town he wouldn't have made it to his home in 1 piece. There are several things in germany where people can't see any funny thing in it and swastikas are one of those things ;-)Originally posted by Fragle
gotta love aftershow parties, always a lot of fun.
actually, this reminds me of a lil story....1yr ago there was a party in my lead guitar player's town, and a real good one i might add. anyhoo, he ends up passed out on the floor, just couldn't take any more....well, the next morning (more like noon really
) he wakes up and walks home through basically the whole town getting all kinds of pissed off looks and rude comments from total strangers. well, he gets home, goes to the bathroom, looks in the mirror, and guess what? he had a swastika on each cheek and his forehead :ROTF:
bottom line: NEVER fall asleep while the others are still drinking and partying
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I suppose walking around with a swastika on your face would be a bit like doing a Mr. BoJangles impression in Detroit. - It's gonna get ugly quick.
I had a buddy whose half-brother stuffed part a string cheese stick in his bros butt, then jammed a gouldens brown mustard nozzle in there and gave it a squirt. - The "squirter" was a hockey player from the Northeast (NJ?), kind of a grabassing meathead that liked to date strippers and took steroids. Interesting guy!
Another one that was "odd" was a glob of Ben-Gay in the plumber's crack and under his nose. Time release wake up call - about 40 seconds.
Ace, the marshmallows are priceless, gotta save this!When you take a shower in space, you have to press the water onto your body to clean yourself, and then you gotta vacuum it off. - Ace FrehleyComment
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Man, that is funny as hell. I cant wait to see it pop up as someones avatar.
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yep, indeed a very mean and kinda dangerous thing to do.Originally posted by Infernal Death
btw, it's a very small town in a VERY rural area, and i guess that's the reason why they were only pissed off/giving him weird looks by it rather than kicking him all over the place. i'm sure that in a larger city you might run into some SERIOUS trouble
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"Man, that is funny as hell. I cant wait to see it pop up as someones avatar."
Great idea I got dibs!!!!
No Ron's got dibs..it should be his..I like Rons' "Racer X" pic..but this is MUCH better!!!"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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WAIT A MINUTE!!! That first picture was NOT me.
My ear isn't pierced. That's Ron's boyfriend. Nobody on earth would DARE pull any shit like that on me. That picture, with the nutsack, IS of me. That's from the Cephalic Carnage website. We were all crashed out at my friend Trish's house after their show in San Diego. Me and some of the guys from Cephalic and Disgorge stayed up all night doing mushrooms. Some of the other guys in the band went straight to bed. They took this picture at around 10:30am. There's also one of my friend Chelsea and Diego from Disgorge with the nutsack actually on them.Comment
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Ace!!!!
That's not you!!!????
All this, and that's not you!!!???
wooops..
How could this mix up happen..(scratching my head)
"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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HAHAHAHAHA! April Fool! It's not Ace but sure looks like him, huh?
Sorry Ace, but HILARIOUS!!!!!!
I just found that pic online
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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It's still funny as hell whether it's Ace or not. Looks like it could be his evil twin.
I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.Comment
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Yeah, it could pass..obviously!
OK, it's not Ace everbody, nothing to see here..
Move it along..
Ron, I can be your next target for trick or treat..
"Z Bub"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.Comment
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You already were, man!
Separated at birth:
Rob Halford Bill Z Bub
(insert gay pics of you guys wearing aviators)
"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)Comment
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I'm glad that wasn't Ace!
the pic is hilarious and it's even funnier cause the evidence of the crime is in the pic, the bag of Jet Puffed marshmallows!the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their livesComment
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