Didnt someone call that the"chocolate covered christmas lights"?
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I dropped something weird this afternoon. I can't quite tell if it was a chunk of mucoid plaque, or a worm of some sort. It was definitely rubbery...and about 3 inches long. Not a big thing...but there it was floating in the bowl. I think it was a worm of some sort.
To be honest, I am feeling a little off-kilter lately. I keep increasing the steep time on the tea, but I can't get back to the monster 3 foot dumps I was having every morning for the first week. Now, I have a series of smaller dumps throughout the day, and I feel bloated from time to time.
I am going to try to reverse my system and back down on the steep time. I am going back to 3 minutes to see what that does. I also am going to increase my water intake...maybe I am not getting enough?
I am happy with WHAT is passing out of me...I am just not currently satisfied with the quantity of it.
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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Originally posted by toejamPoo-poo poker!
Feels like dog shit,
Tastes like dog shit,
Glad I didn´t step in it." -- Cheech and Chong
Last edited by SeventhSon; 05-10-2006, 07:21 PM.
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Originally posted by MBreininTo be honest, I am feeling a little off-kilter lately. I keep increasing the steep time on the tea, but I can't get back to the monster 3 foot dumps I was having every morning for the first week. Now, I have a series of smaller dumps throughout the day, and I feel bloated from time to time.Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
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Originally posted by YetAnotherOneIt's like heroin, the first time is the best and you'll never get that high again.
Tonight is less steep time, hopefully I will be rewarded with a 3 foot dooker in the morn'.
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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man..you guys are wacked out...LMAO.
first I can't believe some of you actualy tried that stuff...I mean save some money and try some strong coffee and a shot of jack black first thing in the morning...works great for me!!!
Maybe I'm lucky , but I can crap three to four times any day I want....LOL.
and why are you happy the worms are out?
did you ever think ,maybe they need to live too?
I mean they realy don't eat much and you can hardly ever feel them move...but I digress.
Maybe I'll see about marketing my Jack black and coffee homeopathic shit cleansing methodand make some money.
I gotta run.
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I guess forced poo'ing (like drinking too much water) flushes the system for minerals and salt before it can be properly absorbed. It's a fine balance.
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How about the billions of bacteria that are living on your skin right now... any heebee jeebees about them?Special deals for JCF members on Jackson/Charvel, Suhr, Anderson, Nash, Splawn, Bogner, LSL, Ibanez, Diezel, Friedman, Bad Cat, 3rd Power, Dr. Z, ENGL and more. FREE SHIPPING! 0% FINANCING!
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