Originally posted by chrisgUK
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Originally posted by Budman68I need to lay off the drugs, I have NO earthly idea what you just said!!
translated into more familiar american terms:
"dude, I can't believe that shit came out of people! I've had some pretty gnarly shits after spending a night drinking a case of bud and eating taco bell (followed by a couple dozen white castle on the way home), but nothing that can rival that. To be honest, if that came outta' my ass, I'd have to take a picture, cuz' no one would believe me if I told them!"
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living in granola country most of my adult life (sf and seattle), the subject of colonics comes up every blue moon but people swear by it. seems like the hose up your ass is guaranteed to work, but i might try this concoction as i don't know if i could pay someone to stick a hose up my ass. this year has been hell on me health wise especially around the stomach area. i'm pretty much drinking alka seltzer or pepto every night just so i can sleep half way decently.
hell, might even lay off the booze for a month.
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on a side note, I think I may have discovered a cheaper way to achieve the same results this morning!
Too much too-hot Szechwan food for dinner (lamb with cumin and ASSLOADS OF RED CHILIS, sole with tofu and ASSLOADS OF RED CHILIS, and seaweed and tripe with ASSLOADS OF RED CHILIS and plenty of that wacky szechwan chili that makes your tongue and lips go numb), too little sleep, followed by 4 chocolate chip cookies and a large mug of espresso for breakfast.
Cleans ya right out!
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All I know, thats some very gross sick stuff and it has me thinking about my health. I admit, after looking at those pics and reading a few testimonies has me thinking about investing in the program.
Personally, I look and check it out the waste and then flush it.
Definitely wouldn't be taking any pics, just flush it and move on.Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...
"Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."
I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.
Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.
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Originally posted by yabbahe's talkin' british!
translated into more familiar american terms:
"dude, I can't believe that shit came out of people! I've had some pretty gnarly shits after spending a night drinking a case of bud and eating taco bell (followed by a couple dozen white castle on the way home), but nothing that can rival that. To be honest, if that came outta' my ass, I'd have to take a picture, cuz' no one would believe me if I told them!"
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
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Well, I have wanted a colon cleanse for quite sometime. However, I am rather skittish about people doing things to me, and frankly the concept of some complete stranger ramming a hose up my hairy ass and then pumping out the contents of my colon for all to see has been a real impediment to me doing this.
However, I am still staggering from the shock of reading this website. I mean, Jesus. I am usually starving by 12 noon and I was so sickened by this that I didn't generate an appetite until around 1:30, and I had to choke down lunch.
I am getting this stuff TODAY. So is my GF. I always feel bloated and "googly" and if I could take 5 friggin' dumps a day I don't know what I would do with myself. I also have very little energy and I feel poisoned all of the time. Of course, I am a pretty heavy drinker, but I have quit smoking and I eat pretty healthy.
I will let you all know how this stuff works. And, no, I am not going to take pictures of the the vile stuff that I crap out. Frankly, I don't really want to see it.
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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Originally posted by chrisgUKhahahaha genius. Surely they have Stella and Donner kebabs in the states though!
I think the local version of after-bar food for me is various tacos (I love me some al pastor or carnitas), from a truck parked on a street corner somewhere
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Originally posted by MBreininI am getting this stuff TODAY. So is my GF. I always feel bloated and "googly" and if I could take 5 friggin' dumps a day I don't know what I would do with myself. I also have very little energy and I feel poisoned all of the time. Of course, I am a pretty heavy drinker, but I have quit smoking and I eat pretty healthy.
I will let you all know how this stuff works. And, no, I am not going to take pictures of the the vile stuff that I crap out. Frankly, I don't really want to see it.
Scott
Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
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Seriously, please keep us posted as to how this works guys ... Im very interested in trying it, but skeptical at the same time.
Is there any medical research pointing towards the dangers of "cleansing" programs like this?Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...
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Originally posted by RobRRSeriously, please keep us posted as to how this works guys ... Im very interested in trying it, but skeptical at the same time.
Is there any medical research pointing towards the dangers of "cleansing" programs like this?
My sister does a lot of these natural cleansings and says she has friends who have gotten rid of "incurable" cancers by using the natural methods. Those doctors won't endorse it, but when they do an X-ray and the cancer's gone they just tell the patient, "keep doing whatever you're doing". They won't get involved in endorsing it just because they've seen it work though!Ron is the MAN!!!!
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i put my order in too. i will file my report in a few weeks. i'll make sure to pose my turds accordingly for your viewing pleasure!
on a side note, i finally found out what i got. i have acid reflux laryngitis (sp?). not only can i not get to sleep because of a burning throat, after i do doze off, i'll often wake up with a violent choking fit like i'm drowning. this happens like every fukking night. anyway, i'm sure the doc is going to put me on something like prilosec, but i'd like to see what cleansing my guts will do. can't be pretty in there after all these years with a questionable lifestyle.
i bet that site never figured on this much referral business from the JCF! :ROTF:
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