Gross!!

[Soap]

Hah! My kit arrived today!

Let the shitting commence! :ROTF:

Parasites...you have no chance!

Mike

As funny as that is Mike, I'll still be waiting to hear your review.
Its your experience thats determines my order.

[toejam]

LOL My tapeworm and I have an agreement... I let him reside in my bowels, he keeps the extra weight off me.

[RacerX]

LOL My tapeworm and I have an agreement... I let him reside in my bowels, he keeps the extra weight off me.

[finnman]

I also await your review.
I have a feeling there are some 10 year old gummy bears stuck inside me.

[fr0sty]

Intersting information about the "colon plaque"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucoid_plaque

[RacerX]

Thanks, frosty, a lot of these companies also mention the John Wayne urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

[Chad]

Humm...gross but interesting. I've been reading about this stuff for an hour or so and am undecided. This line bothers me:

"Tests on some of several treatments available to remove mucoid plaque have suggested that the claimed plaque is actually a cast of the intestine made by the ingredients of the cleanse — typically bentonite and psyllium."

[lerxstcat]

Thanks, frosty, a lot of these companies also mention the John Wayne urban legend:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fecalcolon.asp

...whick debunks the myth in the case of John Wayne, but somewhat confirms it in the case of Elvis Presley. His colon was stretched from a normal 2" diameter to 3". 4" and even 5" in places due to impacted feces.

The report also acknowledges that colonic irrigation can have a healthful effect, and the stuff that comes out of a colonic treatment was not caused by a cleansing product.

Medical research is not done in these fields because it's not in the interests of MDs to pursue it. They make a lot more money on treatment than on prevention.

[toejam]

Yeah, I probably haven't thought it all the way through!

[fr0sty]

Ok, where are JCF turd pics?

[VitaminG]

no group shots, please!

[StukaJU87]

Hah! My kit arrived today!

Let the shitting commence! :ROTF:

Parasites...you have no chance!

Mike

Mine is scheduled to get here on Wednesday. I am just hoping to see some cool shit come outta my ass. Even if it is a "cast" of my colon. It will still be awesome!

[fr0sty]

Excellent! I appreciate your "can doodie do" attitude :ROTF:

Mine is scheduled to get here on Wednesday. I am just hoping to see some cool shit come outta my ass. Even if it is a "cast" of my colon. It will still be awesome!

[MBreinin]

Day Two.

So far, nothing worthy of an X-Files episode has emerged from my rectum. However, I have taken 5 dumps already today, and it is only 11:15. Now, they weren't huge by any stretch...but they are steadily being produced.

The tea, which is supposed to give you a wonderful night's sleep...had the opposite effect on me. I slept like crap last night. Hoping for a better sleep tonight, which I am sure will be enhanced by the 30 martini lunch I am about to have.

My GF reported a 2 foot long dump this morning. Seems to be working better for her at this juncture. :ROTF:

I will keep reporting...it is my "doody".

Mike

[lerxstcat]

5 dumps before noon? Hell, SOMETHING's working on you! Maybe you were sleepless because it was loosening the wall deposits up. Sometimes I can't sleep, feel like a dump's coming on, get up, try and nothing or very little. Only when the muthalode drops after several attempts can I settle down for a good night's sleep.

Yeah, TMI maybe, but it's on-topic!