Gross!!

[JohnnyMac]

Didnt someone call that the"chocolate covered christmas lights"?

[St.James]

Any new updates? The shit didn't kill anyone did it?

[MBreinin]

I dropped something weird this afternoon. I can't quite tell if it was a chunk of mucoid plaque, or a worm of some sort. It was definitely rubbery...and about 3 inches long. Not a big thing...but there it was floating in the bowl. I think it was a worm of some sort.

To be honest, I am feeling a little off-kilter lately. I keep increasing the steep time on the tea, but I can't get back to the monster 3 foot dumps I was having every morning for the first week. Now, I have a series of smaller dumps throughout the day, and I feel bloated from time to time.

I am going to try to reverse my system and back down on the steep time. I am going back to 3 minutes to see what that does. I also am going to increase my water intake...maybe I am not getting enough?

I am happy with WHAT is passing out of me...I am just not currently satisfied with the quantity of it.

Mike

[toejam]

I was poking at it

Poo-poo poker!

[SeventhSon]

Poo-poo poker!

"Looks like dog shit,
Feels like dog shit,
Tastes like dog shit,
Glad I didn´t step in it." -- Cheech and Chong

[El_Kabong]

"Is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"

"Dude, I double steeped my brother's tea. I think he's just gonna shit".

[YetAnotherOne]

To be honest, I am feeling a little off-kilter lately. I keep increasing the steep time on the tea, but I can't get back to the monster 3 foot dumps I was having every morning for the first week. Now, I have a series of smaller dumps throughout the day, and I feel bloated from time to time.

It's like heroin, the first time is the best and you'll never get that high again.

[MBreinin]

It's like heroin, the first time is the best and you'll never get that high again.

I know, man! Maybe I need to add another ingredient? You know...like adding some coke to smack for a Speedball.....maybe I should add some metamucil and make a "Shitball". :ROTF: :ROTF:

Tonight is less steep time, hopefully I will be rewarded with a 3 foot dooker in the morn'.

Mike

[kp59]

man..you guys are wacked out...LMAO.

first I can't believe some of you actualy tried that stuff...I mean save some money and try some strong coffee and a shot of jack black first thing in the morning...works great for me!!!

Maybe I'm lucky , but I can crap three to four times any day I want....LOL.

and why are you happy the worms are out?
did you ever think ,maybe they need to live too?
I mean they realy don't eat much and you can hardly ever feel them move...but I digress.

Maybe I'll see about marketing my Jack black and coffee homeopathic shit cleansing methodand make some money.
I gotta run.

[VitaminG]

I gotta run.

nature calls?

[RacerX]

64 - 80 oz of water per day. Most Americans don't get near enough...I know I don't.

[jackson1]

I guess forced poo'ing (like drinking too much water) flushes the system for minerals and salt before it can be properly absorbed. It's a fine balance.

[kp59]

glad someone gets my humor

nature calls?

LOL.

[yard dawg]

If I only had $75 to spare. I'd take pics. If I had worms or egg sacks Id like them gone ASAP. As far as 3 footer I can do that without help. Just the thought of a wormy pasasite spawning in my colon gives me the heebee jeebees.

[mattsmusiccenter]

How about the billions of bacteria that are living on your skin right now... any heebee jeebees about them?