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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"

    Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

    2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

    3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
    People.

    4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

    5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

    "Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

    So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
    check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother
    sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father

    in bed with the Nanny.

    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I under-
    stand the concept of politics now."

    The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
    politics is all about."

    The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,
    while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored
    and the Future is in deep shit."
    "Those who know what's best for us, must rise and save us from ourselves!"

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    • #3
      My mom sent this to me this morning:


      George Bush meets with the Queen of England.

      He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

      "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

      Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

      The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

      Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
      The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"

      Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "Well, your Majesty,
      that would be me."

      "Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
      Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

      "I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you on that one."

      Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me?

      Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

      Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"

      Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"

      Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

      Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face,
      "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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      • #4
        :ROTF: :ROTF:

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        • #5
          1st one: saw that comin' a mile away!
          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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          • #6
            reminds me of this one

            http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/sar.../bush-pope.jpg
            I say the boy ain't right!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by FusionFarmer
              :ROTF:

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              • #8
                Those are good laughs, I need that

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