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    New wife... well almost

    Today my wife got new BOOBS. All I have to say is WOW!! They look GREAT!! They are swollen, but you can tell they are going to look fantastic when the swelling goes down. She has been so depressed over the last few years because her boobs just shrank after having two kids. So after a long decision... custom shop guitar of my dreams or making the wife happy... I decided it would be best to make the wife happy. I figure it would make it a lot easier for me down the road when I do buy my dream guitar. Plus it's really going to boost her sex drive, which is always an added benefit for any married guy. This past week she has received packages from Fredricks of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret containing new lingerie. So I guess I better play my guitar while I can because I have a feeling that my nights are going to be busy once she feels better from the surgery.
    Oh and before anyone asks, I will not be posting pictures. Sorry guys.
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    (you knew we had to do it!)


    personally I'm a natural tit man all the way.
    somehow fake boobs just turn me off completely.
    but that's just me.

    but
    I decided it would be best to make the wife happy. I figure it would make it a lot easier for me down the road when I do buy my dream guitar.
    I can totally see this logic.
    the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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    • #3
      I don't know what comment I could make that would be appropiate But I will say giving up the custom shop guitars to make your wife happy shows a lot of character on your part. She's lucky to have a good guy like you with her. Well...have fun with em

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      • #4
        Major sacrafice made, definitely as mentioned shows character.
        This sacrafice will prove worth while.
        Now if we just had a "booby shaking smiley" to use.
        Peace, Love and Happieness and all that stuff...

        "Anyone who tries to fling crap my way better have a really good crap flinger."

        I personally do not care how it was built as long as it is a good playing/sounding instrument.

        Yes, there's a bee in the pudding.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by KingV1
          Today my wife got new BOOBS. All I have to say is WOW!! They look GREAT!! They are swollen, but you can tell they are going to look fantastic when the swelling goes down. She has been so depressed over the last few years because her boobs just shrank after having two kids. So after a long decision... custom shop guitar of my dreams or making the wife happy... I decided it would be best to make the wife happy. I figure it would make it a lot easier for me down the road when I do buy my dream guitar. Plus it's really going to boost her sex drive, which is always an added benefit for any married guy. This past week she has received packages from Fredricks of Hollywood and Victoria's Secret containing new lingerie. So I guess I better play my guitar while I can because I have a feeling that my nights are going to be busy once she feels better from the surgery.
          Oh and before anyone asks, I will not be posting pictures. Sorry guys.
          Ah, c'mon man! relax! They can be clothed pics... okay, bikini shots.... alright, topless, but THAT'S IT!:ROTF:

          I say you get her some modeling gigs at the car shows, boat shows, etc... to raise that money for your dream CS piece. Just make sure one of those boat owners doesn't lure her off!
          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by skorb
            personally I'm a natural tit man all the way.
            somehow fake boobs just turn me off completely.
            but that's just me.
            +1

            Absolutely; I don't care how small or big they are; I just want them to be real.

            But hey, if you are both happy, grab a handfull for me when the swelling goes down.

            When I was dating my wife, her roomate had fake ones installed, and wanted me to feel her up to see how good they felt. I figured it was the only time I'd ever be able to get away with it, so I copped a feel.




            - E.
            Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Soap
              Now if we just had a "booby shaking smiley" to use.



              :ROTF:
              the guitar players look damaged - they've been outcasts all their lives

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              • #8
                Originally posted by AlexL
                +1

                roomate had fake ones installed, and wanted me to feel her up to see how good they felt. I figured it was the only time I'd ever be able to get away with it, so I copped a feel.




                - E.
                And?
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  hey man, you did the right thing, It's all about the boobs



                  btw. skorb, remember what Newc has said bazillion times, "...not fake but enhanced" and if a women's boobs are worn out and look like the ones in the Discovery channel than I don't know how those can turn you on more than a little bit of filling material
                  "There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

                  "To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave Flaubert

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                  • #10
                    And how does she feel about you posting this personal info on a public forum, to be discussed by thousands of strangers? Yea, I'd say this shows LOTS of character.
                    "POOP"

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                    • #11


                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        Well Ron, we KNOW you're not jealous.
                        "POOP"

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                        • #13
                          Yeah I got my own boobs Hee hee hee
                          "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RacerX
                            Yeah I got my own boobs Hee hee hee
                            I thought you had Moobs

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Soap
                              Major sacrafice made, definitely as mentioned shows character.
                              This sacrafice will prove worth while.
                              Now if we just had a "booby shaking smiley" to use.
                              when you think about it.. not that much of a sacrifice.. works both ways

                              if his wife isnt happy, there's no way he's gettin a new guitar
                              If the crowd is shouting for an encore, but the sound guy is shaking his head, ignore him and play anyway

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