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  • #46
    Bill Clinton..wtf...that dude couldn't keep it in his pants if he was the President of the United States..!!

    That's OK..I know W..likes the nose candy...well, just look at him..

    yeah, I know I voted for that silly fuck..

    sure everything is all fucked up..but he's still fun to laugh at..

    I just voted for him so I could watch Will Ferrel do him on SNL...I didn't know he was going to leave the show..

    This whole war/gas/economy thing..yeah, it's my fault..

    BTW..Clinton would hit Anna's grandma..nobody's safe around that horny hillbilly.
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #47
      Speaking of W and his nose candy... There's this documentary called "Journeys With George". It's a reporter that follows him on the campaign trail during the 2000 elections.

      She sat with him, interviewed him and generally recorded everything. One part I remember very well. They were on a plane and he was drinking a beer and started rambling about that being the best beer. This dude was lit the fuck way up. Eyes were blood red. I'd say he was on quite a bit more than just beer.

      Finally one of his advisors walks up to him, by this time he's standing in the middle of isle rambling, and the advisor whispers in his ear. He just stands there for a second looking retarded as usual, then just stumbles off.

      I just assumed he whispered something like "Your daddy said shutup and sit down, you're being a doofus again."

      It's a good watch really. Shows what we were in store for if he was elected.

      Clinton was a totally different type of clown though...
      Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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      • #48
        Before you do her, get the real poop http://www.annanicole.com/About_Me/bio.html
        I am a true ass set to this board.

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        • #49
          I used to collect Playboy magazine and still have her first appearance. She went by a different name. I'd have to dig it out to find it, but it was a "House Wives" issue. There was one pic of her, pre tit job if I remember correctly.

          I remember now, it was Vicki Smith, she went by. Anyway, I never thought she was that much to look at. She used to have a pretty face I guess, but that's all I could ever find in her.
          Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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          • #50
            Originally posted by horns666
            Bill Clinton..wtf...that dude couldn't keep it in his pants if he was the President of the United States..!!

            That's OK..I know W..likes the nose candy...well, just look at him..

            yeah, I know I voted for that silly fuck..

            sure everything is all fucked up..but he's still fun to laugh at..

            I just voted for him so I could watch Will Ferrel do him on SNL...I didn't know he was going to leave the show..

            This whole war/gas/economy thing..yeah, it's my fault..

            BTW..Clinton would hit Anna's grandma..nobody's safe around that horny hillbilly.
            So, its all your fault??

            FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!:ROTF:

            Maybe I should send a bill for all of the $3.15 gas my fucking Jag is eating!

            Mike
            Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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            • #51
              W cracked me up at the airport when I escorted him during his 2000 campaign..I had a Mohawk..my boss was trying to hide me, but he needed me..

              So, W shook my hand and said "nice hairdo Officer, I like to meet your barber"..I replied "I do this myself sir, it would be an honor to give you a mohowk"..he laughed..then my boss came around and instead of being embarassed , he was happy..

              I said see..you guys are wound too tight sometimes.. relax..

              He's just some dude..
              "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
              Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

              "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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              • #52
                Yeah Mike..I think it was my single vote that did it..

                Hey today is Voting today for local government..fuggit..

                I don't like anyone on the roster..and nobody talked about any agendas...all they do is slander they other guy..

                I don't even know what the issues are..or care anymore.

                so fuggum..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by St.James
                  She went by a different name. I'd have to dig it out to find it, but it was a "House Wives" issue. There was one pic of her, pre tit job if I remember correctly.

                  I remember now, it was Vicki Smith, she went by.
                  Birth name: Vickie Lynn Hogan

                  http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0000645/bio
                  "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                  • #54
                    I like nasty Drugged out Whores
                    I've fallen, Fallen through. If I'm Not With you, All I wanna Do Is Feel blue

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                    • #55
                      Anna Nicole Smith- the verdict is in!!!!

                      > Here's something to think about. My understanding of the way the laws about marriage and inheritances work is that if the marriage was never physically consummated,meaning IF the 89 yr old man never got it up to hit it,all bets would be off,and probably would have been a long time ago. Unless he was in impeccable shape for that age,he might not have hit it even if he had a Pez dispenser or other speedloader-type thing full of Cialis. Ever met a stripper/high-end hooker that had a real old man as a sugar daddy? It sounds to me that even though she may have developed feelings for him,she saw this as a chance to get paid,maybe not laid,and probably still had Ramon from the Bangbus on the side. If she was indeed getting down with him,maybe the money was in her mind compensatory damages from having to regularly get it on with one of the old men from The Muppet Show. On the other hand,if that's what she did,she's a good reason to repeal women's suffrage. But I can also see her point of view too,she was married to him,and he may have told her privately what he wanted done with the money,and I'd bet my lungs that conversation a conversation about his after-death wishes took place,but she can't completely prove that. For the kind of money at stake here,I'd have considered taking one in the mouth myself. Tommy D.
                      "I'm going to try and work it out so at the end it's a pure guts race......because if it is.....I'm the only one that can win" - Steve Prefontaine

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                      • #56
                        I think you'd have to prove that they didn't consumnate the marriage to make that argument, and proving a negative when the old guy's been in the grave for years would be tough. What would they do, dig him up and test his remains somehow? If the son exhumed his dad to try to prove that, he would be a worthless piece of shit no matter what the circumstances. You might be surprised what an old man could do with the right girl stimulating him anyway.

                        Yeah, she doesn't have proof that he wanted her to get half. But the son's 11th-hour will reeks of manipulation, and she deserves a substantial settlement because he DID marry her after courting her for 3 years. It wasn't a weekend with a stripper then a trip to Vegas. She was in his life for years, that nerits consideration.
                        Ron is the MAN!!!!

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                        • #57
                          When she was a Guess model and Playmate of the year, it was all about Anna Nicole for me. That was before she married the old guy, got fat, and I heard her speak.
                          Unleash the fury.....Texas style!

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                          • #58
                            It basicly boils down to the fact that the Will states the kids get it all. She is trying to say that he told her while they were married he would give her 1/2 of everything. Her first suit was pathetic.

                            Matt

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                            • #59
                              C'mon guys...at the end of the day...we've all seen her naked...tits, pussy and all.

                              I thought she was hot in her first couple of appearences in Playboy. I don't think much of her now...with all the surgery and drugs and stuff...now she's plastic.

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                              • #60
                                yeah, but she's rich plastic..

                                come to daddy..
                                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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