The Da Vinci Code - May 19

[Bengal65]

Have I read the book? No. That was what I was stating. I don't read novels, never have. I save my eyes for technical manuals

I heard on the NBC Today Show this morning that the critcs didn't like the movie. I didn't catch what they said.

[horns666]

I am the bloodline of Satan..nobody cares..

Maybe they will care on June 06..when I will cover the entire world in spooge!

you'll see..
hint...buy a snorkle..


Bill Z Bubbles...bringer of the Bukkake Tsunami

[VitaminG]

Bukkake Tsunami - another great band name!

[horns666]

Bukkake Tsunami - another great band name!

Everything I say is a great band name..

I'll say something at random...ummmmm

Fuck N' Suck..
there ya go..

[St.James]

I use the word Tsunami quite a bit. Band name and an instrumental called Tsunami, my Eruption or Battle Axe.

And considering my line of work, I've been known to throw the phrase fuck n' suck around a time or 2 too!

[horns666]

Dave ..ummm..I can believe that..

I have a very strong feeling that we would have alot of laughs partying together..

There is quite of few dudes (you know who you are) ..that would spew beer from their noses drinking with me..ask Mike Amott...he spewed beer from his nose and he barely spoke english..my "words" are universal...

basically, I'm retarded..and proud of it!

[Soap]

Davinci code?
Is that something you get from a cereal box or something you can read from a readers digest?
Can I wipe my butt with it?
If I can do that than it might prove useful.
Otherwise why bother and who gives a rats @##?
It'll be a book and movie I won't waste my money or time with.

[fett]

The only thing "universal" is the Universal Life Church. Being ordained since 1969 as a minister, I can tell you that God is God. The book will be bought by me when I find it in a thriftstore for 99 cents. And the DVD I'll get for $5. See the upper post.

[horns666]

My words are universal..I speak in many tongues..none that nobody can understand..

but my message is love..

DaVinci..yeah, I fucked him...ohhhhhhhhhhhh Bing!

[chrisgUK]

was looking forward to this film but after last nights preview its been fucked by the critics.
"One of the most talk driven summer flicks in living memory, an out of sorts Howard transforms what should be a fun treasure trail romp into something inert and borderline dreary." according to Empire magazine....
Can I bear to part with £6 to see this at my cramped local cinema.....

[Nuclear Vampire]

Don't bother seeing the movie or reading the novel. Read Holy Blood, Holy Grail and you'll get the whole story minus the "mystery and intrigue".

[VitaminG]

I'm not interested in the "real story", it's the mystery & intrigue that appeals to me. I read the novel because I was looking for an adventure story, not for some universal truth

[RacerX]

Davinci code?
Is that something you get from a cereal box or something you can read from a readers digest?
Can I wipe my butt with it?
If I can do that than it might prove useful.
Otherwise why bother and who gives a rats @##?
It'll be a book and movie I won't waste my money or time with.

Damn! Bitter much?

[Soap]

Damn! Bitter much?

No, not all.
I was actually smiling and had a little chuckle when I posted it.
No self driven quest for clarity or verification.

[MBreinin]

Damn, what a fuckaroo over what is essentially a fun piece of speculative fiction....ENTERTAINMENT people, sometimes that is all something is.

I, for one, find people who can't read or appreciate fiction to be a bit bizarre.....

Mike