Fortune Cookie I got today

[RacerX]

Well, yesterday....

I ate at one of my favorite Chinese restaurants near me (they don't hold a candle to what I can find in actual Chinatown, 21 miles away)....

anyway the place is called Ho Ho China :ROTF: I had Sweet & Sour shrimp
and the fortune read: "You deserve respect and will get it"

[MichaelLitvak]

lol thats a nice a one ... sir!

[St.James]

Want to fuck them up? Order cream of sum yung ho and watch their expression... My favorite Chinese restaurant finally caught on to me.

[Budman68]

"You deserve respect and will get it"

see, those things are NEVER right!!

[Emthrax]

You forgot the "....in bed"

[cloudnine]

Want to fuck them up? Order cream of sum yung ho and watch their expression... My favorite Chinese restaurant finally caught on to me.

*frantically writes down for future use*

[lerxstcat]

Want to fuck them up? Order cream of sum yung ho and watch their expression... My favorite Chinese restaurant finally caught on to me.

You laugh, and THEY'LL laugh, to your face. But you REALLY don't want to know what they do to your food when you say that shit to them.

"Okeh, raugh it up, loundeye! You get extra srimy oyster sauce mix in your moo goo gai pan!"

[fett]

'Rots of ruck':ROTF:

[TheSteveMan]

I recently got one that read,"Ask your mom."

[Drsracing]

If I ate chineese Mine Would Say:" Your spelling Sucks Bro"

[Inearthed]

'Rots of ruck':ROTF:

Bahahahaha....

[VulfgangPfuck]

You forgot the "....in bed"

ROTFLAMO!!!! Kerry uses that one all the time!!

You will respect my a-thor-a-tah!!!!

[fett]

Bahahahaha....

The reason he laughed at that is the weather on weekends in Washingmachineton just sucks. It was sunny and warm last Wed, Thurs and Fri. Sat was the opening for boating season. Weather sucked. Sun. the same suck with wind and a minor power outtage. Pissing rain. No wonder I'm on the computer so much. Here's a fortune cookie for us: "No rain. It must be Monday"

[HuntinDoug]

I was afraid this was another one of Ron's "Guess where I ate, and guess how many times I've poop'd in the last 12 hours" thread.

[VitaminG]

Sun. the same suck with wind and a minor power outtage.

No wonder I'm on the computer so much.

see, that's where your logic lets you down..