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  • Bastards stole my tea!

    K, so I'm drinking iced tea a lot...good replacement for all the soda I used to quaff. I swore I put out a plastic bottle w/ 2 teabags and water out on the hood of my Caddy last night (to catch the morning sun)...I go to check on it just now and it's gone!!!

    Some jackhole walked down my driveway and stole the bottle!
    "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

  • #2
    What kind of asshat steals tea???
    Talk about scum.
    -Rick

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    • #3
      Put out some more tea for them, only this time pee in it.
      I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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      • #4
        Damn, now thats the LOWEST of LOW!
        Imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. Hi... Im in... Delaware...

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        • #5
          I thought you gave that Caddy away. Maybe a cat knocked it down. Did you look under the car?
          Scott
          Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by toejam
            Put out some more tea for them, only this time pee in it.


            That's a great idea, joe!
            "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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            • #7
              Originally posted by toejam
              Put out some more tea for them, only this time pee in it.
              That's awsome

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              • #8
                Originally posted by StukaJU87
                I thought you gave that Caddy away. Maybe a cat knocked it down. Did you look under the car?
                That was the Fleetwood, I still have the '68 Convertible.

                Just looked under the car...not there...it was a big bottle, like 48 oz.
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                • #9
                  Dude, why would you even think it would be OK to leave something out in the public like that to begin with? You're lucky someone else didn't p**s in it, and left it back in the original spot for you to drink.
                  Last edited by shreddermon; 05-08-2006, 02:15 PM.

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                  • #10
                    What you want to do is leave out a picture of you peeing in an identical looking bottle.
                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKgPY1adc0A

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                    • #11
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        Joe you are always the one to come up with the most civilized solution

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Spaceace
                          Joe you are always the one to come up with the most civilized solution
                          Thank you! Though, that "Gross" colon cleanse thread leaves some other alternatives besides urine. :ROTF:
                          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                          • #14
                            mmm.........Sun tea is the best.

                            If you find the guys give them a good'ole Ed Roman kick in the ass.
                            Damn, I love this Interweb.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by toejam
                              Put out some more tea for them, only this time pee in it.
                              wow, Joe. You're a real devious little bastard, intcha?
                              Hail yesterday

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