Spaceballs the thread!

[ozzuk1]

Who has seen the master piece of comedy known as Spaceballs the movie?

post some of your favourite quotes if you wan't to!

"funny she doesent look druish"

Ozz

[St.James]

"May the schwartz be with you"

[QuantumRider]

"Oh... your helmet... is so big..."

[MBreinin]

"Ludicrous Speed!!!"

"I see your schwartz is as large as mine...."

Pizza the Hut!

Mike

[Nazgul]

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did Sir, he's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole Sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that but what's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name Sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole too sir. Gunners Mate, 1st Class Philip
Asshole.

Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?

Crew: YO!

Dark Helmet: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing Assholes!!

:ROTF:

[ozzuk1]

I'll try and find the Spaceballs drinking game, that looks absolutely hilarious to play

prety much you gotta take ashot with things like dark helmet's helmet being flipped....

crazy shit like that....

"the ring was bubkus, I found it in a crakerjack box"

[surfdork]

"They must have a hyper-drive sir."

"And what do we got on this thing, a cuisinart?"

[Nazgul]

"They must have a hyper-drive sir."

"And what do we got on this thing, a cuisinart?"

That's a good one too .

Looks like I'm gonna watch Spaceballs again in few days .

[quakana]

What the hell was that noise?
That was my virgin alarm. It's programed to go off before you do

[Fragle]

geez, i LOVE that movie :ROTF:

[toejam]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

What does that make us?

Absolutely nothing... which is what you are about to become. Prepare to die!

[toejam]

You shot my hair!

[Baum83]

Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck! Suck!

She's gone from suck to blow!

[MetalMedal II]

I just watched this recently on DVD with Mel Brooks' commentary, which he makes reference to being on laserdisc, so it was recorded a way long time ago.

And I can't believe no one yet said my favorite line, while combing the desert with an afro-pick:

"Find anything yet?"

"We ain't found SHIT!"

[ozzuk1]

That is one of the funnies parts

"do you think we are taking this to literarlly sir?"

"they said to combo the dessert so thats what we're going to do"

"What did you find?"

"nothing here sir"

"What about you?"

"nothing here either"

"You?"

"We aint found SHIT!"

something like that....

Ozz