Spaceballs the thread!

[shadowcat]

"Lonestar!... LONESTAR!!!!!!"

*klonk*

[Razor]

Sir...the radar sir...it appears to be jammed. Jammed? Raspberry! There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry. *KLUNK* Lonestar.

We're not just doing this for money...we're doin' it for a shitload of money.

[ozzuk1]

"Come back here you fat bearded bitch!"

Ozz

[1trussell]

What's your name?

Barf.

Your full name?

Barfolemew!

[Eric_kv2]

"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works."

[RacerX]

You guys need to at least get the lines right! I'm looking at you, MikeB!


Pizza the Hutt: Tell him, Vinnie.
Vinnie: Or else pizza is gonna send out for *you*!

[illumina]

.......Great! a Druidish Princess!!!


CLASSIC.

[diablomozart]

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!"

...d.m.

[RacerX]

SB quote page: http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0094012/quotes


[Playing with his dolls]
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In V. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[V]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[V]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!


Then Sandurz busts in on him

Colonel Sandurz: Lord Helmet!
Dark Helmet: WHAT?
[Helmet gathers up his dolls]
Colonel Sandurz: You're needed on the bridge sir!
Dark Helmet: Knock on my door! Knock next time!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
[Sandurz closes the door]

[MetalMedal II]

That bit by Rick Moranis is priceless! According to Brooks, Moranis improvised that whole bit.

[Zerberus]

"COMB THE DESERT"