Well for christ's sake the guys nickname was bucky, how much you wanna bet he's a snake charming fall down to the floor born again christian, " Ehuh I needs to catch me thisum there shark to feed darleene" And how much you wanna bet he also puts on a white hood and chants with his other "brothers" and burns crosses!
I'm going to go around and start catching people and mounting them on boards for science, since when is it alright to catch a big endangered shark just because it's chasing your $$$$, why the fuck do we even need to fish in the open waters anyhow, they all eat themselves! plus we have FISH farms and fat women for the fish smell! we don't need to eat fish anymore, because it's all giving us cancer because we dump too much pollution into the waters!
However I think the funniest thing in the whole article is that the shark was donated to science, so the scientist decided he'd stuff the sombitch! FUCKING CRAZY!
Jesusgodamnfuckingchristallmighty!
WOOOOOOOO
rant off.
I'm going back to my steak dinner.
I'm going to go around and start catching people and mounting them on boards for science, since when is it alright to catch a big endangered shark just because it's chasing your $$$$, why the fuck do we even need to fish in the open waters anyhow, they all eat themselves! plus we have FISH farms and fat women for the fish smell! we don't need to eat fish anymore, because it's all giving us cancer because we dump too much pollution into the waters!
However I think the funniest thing in the whole article is that the shark was donated to science, so the scientist decided he'd stuff the sombitch! FUCKING CRAZY!
Jesusgodamnfuckingchristallmighty!
WOOOOOOOO
rant off.
I'm going back to my steak dinner.
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