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    Work bathroom horror

    Ok, so I stop in the bathroom at work to take crap. Walk into the stall where I find a huge pile of newspapers all over. Kick them aside and do a quick kung fu flush to get rid of the remains of the stalls prior accupant.

    I sit down and start pissing, only feel this weird cold sensation on my nuts. It took a couple seconds to realize what was happening. Yes, you guessed it. The f'ing toilet was backing up and my nuts were teabagging it.

    YUCK! I need a shower...
    "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666
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    TMI, but yea... gross.
    -Rick

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    • #3
      Originally posted by rjohnstone
      TMI, but yea... gross.
      I agree, but isn't that what the net is for?
      "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666

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      • #4


        Hope you washed up well afterwards:

        http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html
        "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by fr0sty
          Yes, you guessed it. The f'ing toilet was backing up and my nuts were teabagging it.

          YUCK! I need a shower...
          That is both funny and disgusting at the same time!
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            Damn that was funny. I needed a good laugh. It's a good thing your sack o nuts was hangin low. Otherwise your pants would have been soaked and you would have had hard time explaining that one.
            "You have a pud..your wife has a face. Next time she bitches..I'd play cock bongos on her cheeks..all four of them!" - Bill Z.
            I just just had a sudden urge to sugga dick..! If I wore that guitar and didn't suck male genitalia..somethin' is very wrong! - Bill Z.

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            • #7
              Even more funny that the nuts were hanging lower than the......oh well never mind.
              My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by mm2002
                Even more funny that the nuts were hanging lower than the......oh well never mind.
                Oh now there's an image I didn't need... :ROTF:
                -Rick

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by mm2002
                  Even more funny that the nuts were hanging lower than the......oh well never mind.
                  Yes I am getting old and yes my nuts do hang lower than they used to :ROTF: , but the water was just about over the bowl. Does help give me some of my dignity back?!?! No? I didn't think so
                  "Yes,..that's when they used to shove a red hot spike in your peehole until you screamed "yes, yes, godammit ..you fuggin' dicks..I'm a witch..I am witch..you cocksuckers"" horns666

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                  • #10
                    :ROTF: Teabagging the bowl, eh? ooofaaa
                    Scott
                    Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                    • #11
                      Man, I can't stop laughing.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by mm2002
                        Even more funny that the nuts were hanging lower than the......oh well never mind.
                        :ROTF:

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                        • #13
                          Are you Lemon or English Old Blend?
                          You took too much, man. Too much. Too much.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by GodOfRhythm
                            Are you Lemon or English Old Blend?
                            He's Tetley, the "Tiny little Tea Leaf Tea!":ROTF:
                            Scott
                            Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                            • #15
                              This totally reminds me of the story of the Ass Bandit that appeared in the "Hey you!" column of the OC Weekly.

                              Oh joy! It's in their online archives!



                              http://www.ocweekly.com/columns/hey-...-bandit/16145/



                              "freight-trained" Bwahahaha! :ROTF:
                              "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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