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now ain't that about a bitch..pretty funny really...I guess I wouild have to name my kid Damien if he was born that day..
But truth be told ..there is a lot of fiction to that whole "666" thing..
much like Vlad the impaler that ruled Romania back in the 1400's and Dracula..
VI VI VI was a code for "nero" in the book of revelations..as a bit of warning to those who worshipped Roman Emeperors..Nero was one of the first..
Hollywood ran with the whole 06/06/06 thing.."The Omen"..
But , it's fun..I like the number..it gets "reaction" from stupid people..and I love making people like THAT feel very uncomfortable..and yes I do that...ALOT!
people are so ...ummmm...'easy"..well most people..I think..
I've known hardcore gangbangers that get instantly SPOOKED when you mention .."The Devil"..so of course I went with that..
very naive, superstitious people..of all walks of life..but they seem to react the same..just like my mother-in-law..now she is the epitome of STUPID!!!
I actually calmed her down on June 6th by telling her I actually talked to Satan..and he said that everything is gonna be cool..and she totally believed me..because she thinks I actually talk to Satan..like she talks to God..
Now, that's funny!!
Thanks..
Billus Maximus VI VI VI"Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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6 6 6=18. And that's the magic number. An 18 pack of Natural Ice at $10.00 is my idea of hell. As a side note on the thread celebrating "Hangover", Natural Ice is the way to avoid one. It's basically soda water with 5.9%.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:I am a true ass set to this board.
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Originally posted by RacerXI think you talk to the bong.... heh
Hell, I worship the BONG..
More than I worship my wife's BUNG..
that's as spiritual as it gets man!!
My "worship" list..
Food
Sex
Drugs..pills / weed...nuthin' stupid
Metal
Guns
Porn
stupid young girls with giggly asses
tollhouse chocolate chip cookies
South Park and all things funny
My Uberschall
My Cobra
My cd collection
My awesome home..
and sometimes my wife and kid bring me joy..
and that's about it..
OH, and I only have ME to thank for all of the above ..because those are my goals and joys in life..and I achieve and enjoy them no matter what it takes.
Only one goal left...write more metal ..go to a studio and put out something I can be damn proud of.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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