They took the bar! THE WHOLE F**KING BAR!!!

[Tekky]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/09/an....ap/index.html

[StukaJU87]

Damn..........My advice to you, is to start drinking heavilly.

[shreddermon]

As of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

[toejam]

What is the worst fraternity on this campus?

Well, that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

[wilkinsi]

To quote Chief Wiggum on the Simpsons: "Have you seen my friend Bill?... OK, you're busted!"

[Tekky]

The article pertains to the movie Animal House, everyone is quoting the movie and you come up with a quote from The Simpsons?



Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

[toejam]

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.

Boon: Is he bigger than me?

[Wayniac]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son!"

[Badseed]

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

[toejam]

Fuck her. Fuck her brains out. Suck her tits, squeeze her buns. You know she wants it.

[rjohnstone]

"Now, she should be good-looking, but we're willing to trade looks for a certain... morally casual attitude."

"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."

[Mordor]

I dunno what this topic is about....BUT....I'm drunk!

Edit: animalhouse rules, we gotta start the beer fraternity and the non-birthday posts yeah

[nateb]

Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet?
Who delivered the medical school cadaver to the alumni dinner?
Every Holloween the trees are filled with underwear... Every Spring the toilets.... explode.

Dean Wormer kicked ass =)

[RacerX]

As of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Good one

[Tekky]

Dean Wormer kicked ass =)

Yes he did. R.I.P.