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The cove I live in is pretty cool. No one really fucks around, no busy bodies to speak of and I'm on good terms with them all.
BUT! On one side of me the old guy died several months ago. his trees and bushes have always been a problem. We can't even park in my driveway because limbs and sap drips off the trees onto our cars.
On the other side the woman has shitty wild trees in her yard that shadows my backyard and kills my grass making my yard look like shit.
Behind me are these filthy 3rd world fucks that captures wildlife in their backyard... Yes they catch birds and other critters and cooks them on some sort of grill.
We used to have rat problems because of it, but a little "act right" tossed over the fence cut most of their crap out...
Now my neighbor lady next to me has a wild tree growing too close to my house and I do believe it's actually on my property. Problem is that thing will royally fuck up my foundation as well as cause structural to my house in just a very short time.
She has expressed concern over these unsightly and problem causing trees and does not want them cut down or even trimmed!
I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet until my fur is stroked the wrong way, then I'll be a nightmare waking up all over someone's ass. I don't want problems with anyone considering how loud I am. I am a serious hell raiser and will be going full force at all hours of the night and morning with a 1000 watts of PA cranked!
No one has ever said anything, which is way cool, but my problem is if I act like a dick over all of this snake, rat and property damage causing shit someone will start causing shit for me and I can't stress enough how much I loathe cops knocking on my door.
I'm thinking about just killing the wild tree that compromises my property and taking my chances with disturbance complaints rather than let it go and spend tons of cash on repairs.
Ok, end rant!
BUT! On one side of me the old guy died several months ago. his trees and bushes have always been a problem. We can't even park in my driveway because limbs and sap drips off the trees onto our cars.
On the other side the woman has shitty wild trees in her yard that shadows my backyard and kills my grass making my yard look like shit.
Behind me are these filthy 3rd world fucks that captures wildlife in their backyard... Yes they catch birds and other critters and cooks them on some sort of grill.
We used to have rat problems because of it, but a little "act right" tossed over the fence cut most of their crap out...
Now my neighbor lady next to me has a wild tree growing too close to my house and I do believe it's actually on my property. Problem is that thing will royally fuck up my foundation as well as cause structural to my house in just a very short time.
She has expressed concern over these unsightly and problem causing trees and does not want them cut down or even trimmed!
I'm probably the nicest guy you'll ever meet until my fur is stroked the wrong way, then I'll be a nightmare waking up all over someone's ass. I don't want problems with anyone considering how loud I am. I am a serious hell raiser and will be going full force at all hours of the night and morning with a 1000 watts of PA cranked!
No one has ever said anything, which is way cool, but my problem is if I act like a dick over all of this snake, rat and property damage causing shit someone will start causing shit for me and I can't stress enough how much I loathe cops knocking on my door.
I'm thinking about just killing the wild tree that compromises my property and taking my chances with disturbance complaints rather than let it go and spend tons of cash on repairs.
Ok, end rant!
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