Helpless, Hapless, and Hopeless in Seattle

[fett]

I got it bad, Man. Woke up and I just had to have another one. It took me about 5 minutes to do it and I will be paying for it for the rest of my life. Then, I go out and do my thing and come back to my trailer. 20 minutes later, I did it again. This has to stop!!!! Is there a 24 fret program that can cure the urge to buy cheap guitars? If I don't stop, I will have to sleep outside. It's worse than collecting cats.

[Jack The Riffer]

I thought you were talking about beatin the bishop.

[toejam]

Headless in Seattle, too?

[fett]

Toe. It's still there. However, I know what I'm going to do!!!! I am going to a shrink-tech and get a "fett job". And while I'm at it, I'll get my neck adjusted and have my trem lifted. That may need a shim or two.