I'm 22 years old and single. My mom is a lawyer and my dad is a docter. They give me anything I want. Recently my great grandfather passed away and left me 1.2 million. I'm very cute and have a very large penis. I have 17 new cars now, and I need someone to help me drive them. I'm really looking for a wife. She has to be cute though. I'm lonely and need a companion. Life is tough, but I'm gonna hang in there until I find the right person for me.
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34; 2 kids, 11 & 7 y.o - had 3, lost our 1st as a baby; the breeding's okay, but mostly I just like to practice; married 7 years, but with my wife for going on 16 (that's right - that makes all my kids li'l bastards!!); 3 cats; I'm a project co-ordinator in Compliance with a Life Insurance/Superannuation company, the work's okay; 11 guitars, if you add up the "in-progress" bits 'n pieces tooHail yesterday
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ok fett, I see you are an expert in dealing with these informations.
I am 39, married for 4 years, seven month old son, 15 guitars, no pets. As soon as I will have managed to get some decent pics out of my camera I´ll do a little newbie introduction thread.
Can we expect an intense analysis of all data provided?
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I forgot to mention..
I have three testicles..I think that's the fleshy orb Vinny came from..
Oh, also, as you know I'm 100% certified Bad ass.."Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!
"Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.
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