futile relationship?

[Fretfrenzy]

My PP is just over 7" longitude...

and approx 3 inches latitude..

These is facts!

Tiny Tim!

[Fretfrenzy]

[quote=horns666]if you like a girl and she likes you..

EAT HER ASS..

if you do NOT eat her ass..she will bail!!

Hey man, it's in the bible..somewhere!

I think Leviticus or some shit..that's latin for ass eatin..

I'm fuggin' BAKED![/quotte/


I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian!

[VulfgangPfuck]

[quote=Fretfrenzy]

if you like a girl and she likes you..

EAT HER ASS..

if you do NOT eat her ass..she will bail!!

Hey man, it's in the bible..somewhere!

I think Leviticus or some shit..that's latin for ass eatin..

I'm fuggin' BAKED![/quotte/


I don't eat meat, I'm a vegetarian!

I have to agree with Bill here. If you tongue her balloon knot every so often, you have her for a long long time!

Just remember this next time you're locked in a nice passionate 69....just let your tongue explore a little higher...she'll go nuts over that!

[horns666]

[quote=FirebirdZ]

I have to agree with Bill here. If you tongue her balloon knot every so often, you have her for a long long time!

Just remember this next time you're locked in a nice passionate 69....just let your tongue explore a little higher...she'll go nuts over that!

True ture..very true.

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"I don't eat meat"...well just eat the corn..

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"Tiny Tim"...I think that was a metric ruler..and I was high..oh, that was limp mode..I forgot to mention.

[wilkinsi]

ick. i would never tongue ANYONE's ass. besides, i know where her's has been...

[Fretfrenzy]

[quote=horns666]

True ture..very true.

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"I don't eat meat"...well just eat the corn..

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"Tiny Tim"...I think that was a metric ruler..and I was high..oh, that was limp mode..I forgot to mention.

You like vegetables with your meat. You know what they say," Variety is the spice of life." :ROTF:

[atomic charvel guy]

ASTRO-GLIDE baby!!!

[fett]

Some of you guys either didn't take your meds or took too many. Me, I take 8 cans of Natural Ice a day or as indicated. This thread has gone beyond the "Ice" age.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[RacerX]

The Straight Dope on "Analingus"

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

Also, read the article on washing hands after urination!

[VulfgangPfuck]

The Straight Dope on "Analingus"

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

Also, read the article on washing hands after urination!

Well I'm not dead yet after eating ass, as well as eating out. Lots of us are still here ater doing the deed I'm sure.

Possibly like playing Russian roulette?, but then again, I wouldn't go down on a stinky crotch or ass without making her shower first anyway.

[lerxstcat]

You just acheived homeostasis with your partmers, Ken. Once the germs are mingled you just have a new ecosystem!

[horns666]

thank you very much Ron..see, all harmless fun there.

Well, the wife's baloon knoot stays home..ummm...yeah..that's a good point!!

I wouldn't eat any strange baloon knots..not until you get to know it first..but if you are already eatin't at the Y..then shit, what the hell..

girls like it 'cuz it's naughty..

[horns666]

"baloon noot"...hell I'm not even gonna fix that typo..

[VulfgangPfuck]

You just acheived homeostasis with your partmers, Ken. Once the germs are mingled you just have a new ecosystem!

Suppose I did Rich...
I had an idea something weird was transpiring in my bloodstream.

Like I said though...between my ex-wife, and my current girl (the only ones whose asses I've ever eaten BTW) if I didn't get either of them RIGHT after their showers, it didn't happen.....simple.

This thread is quickly getting into TMI territory!!...LOL!

[lerxstcat]

Yeah, I think some folks are getting an image of scarfin' down dingleberries or something! Now THAT ain't happening, she needs to be claean as she can get it! Maybe even give her some Beano, I don't want fart breath either!