futile relationship?

[horns666]

when it comes to girls and relationships..there is NO such thing as "TMI"...I say!!

The devil is always in the fine print..and I'm the maginifying glass to help you see!!!

[PowerTube]

Everyone always says that life is too short for this and too short for that. I have a newsflash for you: Life is too LONG to be miserable.

Dump her.

[GodOfRhythm]

The Straight Dope on "Analingus"

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a4_220.html

Also, read the article on washing hands after urination!

Pffff, overblown as usual.

Washing your hands after urination is primarily a societal thing, to try and minimize or neutralize the effects of the showing of the autonomy of the human body over us as human beings, which is unacceptable in a Western society, which is based on the economic principle of 'controlling and conquering nature' (as opposed to basically being slaves to our body and nature).

If there ARE any medical reasons (and I don't doubt there are any) they are overblown, which is the case up there. First of all constant washing and showering actually lowers your immune system drastically and makes you more susceptible to infections, disease and whatnot. I'm not saying: eat shit or smear it on your open wounds, I'm just saying it is completely overemphasized and seriously overrated (which is a partially and probably mostly because of what I explained in the first paragraph: it is how we are programmed by society and as such science can actually become an ideological validation for the taboo around defecation and whatnot). Again, I'm not saying there are no medical reasons, all I'm saying is they're seriously bloated by most people.

If you don't stink and aren't dirty, don't shower, that usually means every two or sometimes even three days, depending on what you've been doing (hard work, or just couching, chilling, and everything in between).

Not trying to form any judgement here, this is pure sociological (I love the US, myself)

In the US people are obsessed with showering and mostly it's really conservative and preud when it comes to sex and you've even got extreme forms of cosmetic thanatology etc.... Why? Well, the US is 'the standard' of Western Ideals, which are economical in nature, nowhere on earth are these ideals as strongly believed in and defended as in the US (e.g. 'I came here with $5 and now I'm a millionaire) thus it can be, for a large part, explained by what I said in the first paragraph, again, and the social tabooing of any such things that show the autonomy of nature and the human body over us, as opposed to what is represented by our Western ideals.

[horns666]

GOR should be the CEO of the AEU local 69...it's the Ass Eaters Union..

I'm just a lowly chairman..

I hail GOR and his blatant and sensible logic of this contraversial issue..

The church allows and condones ass eaters to get married too..as long as one has a pud and the other a minge..

[VulfgangPfuck]

"Pud do you take Minge to be your wife through STD sickness and in health?....I do!"
Minge do you take Pud to be your husband, through STD sicknesses, and in health?....I do!"


Then by the power vested in me by the state of confusion, I now pronounce you Minge and Pud!!

[RacerX]

Note to self: don't go anywhere with smelly Euro GOR!

[RacerX]

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...=washing+hands

[GodOfRhythm]

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...=washing+hands

Internet is not the bible of knowledge, Ron!

Like I said, don't shower if you DON'T STINK or aren't dirty. :p

[RacerX]

The main point of the SD article is to wash your hands after you utrinate...do you do that, ya stinky Belgian?

[GodOfRhythm]

The main point of the SD article is to wash your hands after you utrinate...do you do that, ya stinky Belgian?

Depends, I am a victim to society just as the next person is, so I'd be more inclined to give you a positive answer. But in the end that's for me to know and you to guess.

Wanna shake hands?

Anyways, I gotcha good!

[horns666]

I wash my hands before I urinate..

then I wash my hands in my own pee....

here's the logic here man..The pee is inside me..right..it doesn't hurt me while inside..so what's the difference then..

I saw on the intenet that there is people out there..that pay to be peed on..isn't that somethin'..why pay for something you already have..just pee all over yourself..and save some money..

I'm talking "value" here..the best pee for the buck..is your own pee because it's free..

just thinkin'..

[wilkinsi]

PFFT! I'm so tempted to destroy something and anyone who knocks on my door. I didn't HAVE to call it off. The bitch fucked off without telling me. Boss told me she went the day after I told her I was coming THIS week. Thanks for fucking telling me. Gone for a month? See me soon? Fuck right off. Supress my sex drive. Bring on all the GAS you can.

[horns666]

Fuck her in the ass..

Let her go..fuggit..

your'e better off without that BS..

Go out and hook up ..plant your seeds..and waite until you find a nice girl that will make you happy.

Now go put a smile on your face!

Bill

[wilkinsi]

[horns666]

that's the spirit...go get 'em!