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1 Jam 39 miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out.
2 Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa
3 Pop some popcorn without putting a lid on the pot.
4 When someone says. "Have A Nice Day!", tell them you have other plans.
5 Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
6 Fill out your income tax forms in Roman Numerals.
7 Pay your power bill in pennies.
8 Write a short story using alphabet soup.
9 Lie on your back and eat celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
10 Make up a language and ask people for directions.
2 Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa
3 Pop some popcorn without putting a lid on the pot.
4 When someone says. "Have A Nice Day!", tell them you have other plans.
5 Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
6 Fill out your income tax forms in Roman Numerals.
7 Pay your power bill in pennies.
8 Write a short story using alphabet soup.
9 Lie on your back and eat celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
10 Make up a language and ask people for directions.
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