Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

[Fretfrenzy]

You can get chocolate.

You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

You can make chocolate last as long as you can.

If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind.

The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

With chocolate, there is no need to fake it.

Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

Good chocolate is easy to find.

You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

When you have chocolate, it does not keep your neighbors awake.

[horns666]

I eat choclolate during sex...umm..so there.

Sometimes I'll just ram a a three muskateers bar up her ass..:ROTF:

[sl2lover]

Still prefer sex!!

[atomic charvel guy]

You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.

i can do the same with sex in my office.

[FusionFarmer]

one word,, make that two,,, Hersheys syrup......messy,, but, a whole lotta fun, specially with some bananas and whipped cream..... mmmmmm