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    Scenario:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.



    Question:

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





































    Answer:

    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk:ROTF:



  • #2
    :ROTF: Good one.
    -Rick

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    • #3
      And...I forgot to add..there is NO conveyor (sp??) belt..don't ask dammit!!

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      • #4
        It will take off, oops, wrong question

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        • #5
          I'll jump out the left side and into the valley!
          I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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          • #6
            How far in front is the pig? Could I speed up and get in front of the fire truck?

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            • #7
              I'd give up and go out like Vic Morrow.
              Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Jack The Riffer
                I'd give up and go out like Vic Morrow.
                chop, chop, chop, poor Vic.

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                • #9
                  nevermind
                  Last edited by quakana; 08-09-2006, 08:22 PM.

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                  • #10
                    Scary thing is....I think I've actually experienced this!
                    My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by audiophile
                      It will take off, oops, wrong question


                      I get it
                      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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                      • #12
                        what tipped you, Ron? Was it Jeri's conveyor comment?
                        Hail yesterday

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jack The Riffer
                          I'd give up and go out like Vic Morrow.
                          OWWWWWWW!!!!!!!:ROTF::ROTF::ROTF:
                          Ron is the MAN!!!!

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