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    Gennaro is in this country for only 6 months.
    He walks to work 20 blocks every day
    and passes a shoe store.

    Each day he stops and looks in the window
    to admire the Boccelli leather shoes.
    He wants those shoes so much...
    it's all he can think about.

    After about 2 months he saves the price
    of the shoes, $300, and purchases them.


    Every Friday night the Italian community
    holds a dance in the church basement.
    Gennaro seizes this opportunity to wear
    his new Boccelli leather shoes for the first time.

    He asks Sophia to dance and
    as they dance he asks her,

    "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"

    Startled, Sophia replies,
    "Yes, Gennaro, I do wear red panties tonight,
    but how do you know?"

    Gennaro answers,
    "I see the reflection in my new
    $300 Boccelli leather shoes.

    How do you like them?"


    Next he asks Rosa to dance,
    and after a few minutes he asks,
    "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
    Rosa answers,
    "Yes, Gennaro, I do,
    but ho w do you know that?"

    He replies,
    "I see the reflection in my new
    $300 Boccelli leather shoes.
    How do you like them?"

    Now as the evening is almost over
    and the last song is being played,
    Gennaro asks Carmela to dance.

    Midway through the dance his face
    turns red.
    He states, "Carmela, be stilla my heart,
    please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight,
    please, please, tella me this true!"
    Carmela smiles coyly and answers,
    "Yes Gennaro, I wear no panties tonight."

    Gennaro gasps,

    "Thanka God ...

    I thought I had a CRACK in my
    $300! Boccelli leather shoes!"
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

  • #2
    Hah! That is a good one!

    Mike
    Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.

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    • #3
      Scott
      Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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        • #5
          lol, funny!!
          Sleep!!, That's where I'm a viking!!

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          • #6
            Hail yesterday

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            • #7
              Haha
              If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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              • #8
                I like-a reading it with-a the Italian accent!
                "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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