I love ebay

[1trussell]

http://cgi.ebay.com/MY-HANDWRITTEN-JOURNAL-JESUS-CHRIST-APPEARED-TO-ME_W0QQitemZ200004365852QQihZ010QQcategoryZ16710QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[toejam]

Bwhahahaha!!!!!!!

"#1. THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. "

I'm a star! I cum on one of his planets all the time. :ROTF:

[zeegler]

Me too. All over it!

[followthereaper]

I don't think that guy knows how to use the word precise correctly.

[heartfielder]

You would think Jesus might have requested him to "be a prophet" not "make a profit" !!!

[RobRR]

The whole cancer thing actually does kinda make sense if you think about it...

[RacerX]

No more booger eating, scab eating, toenails, earwax, etc

[FusionFarmer]

if it weren't for the 10 bucks shipping I'd do a 1 cent offer just for grins,

[1trussell]

No more booger eating, scab eating, toenails, earwax, etc

But how do you stop swallowing 1+ liters of saliva everyday? That stuff is chock full of DNA.

[RobRR]

But how do you stop swallowing 1+ liters of saliva everyday? That stuff is chock full of DNA.

Shit, good point. :ROTF:

[zeegler]

Can we eat other people?

[RacerX]

Shut up, ya porn freak!

[Carbuff]

if it weren't for the 10 bucks shipping I'd do a 1 cent offer just for grins,

Hes got 169 offers already, no doubt all 1 cent.