Need a little demotivation?

[toejam]

:ROTF: http://www.demotivators.com/viewall.html

[rjohnstone]

I love this one!
"Discovery

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans."

[rjohnstone]

This ones pretty good to...
"Wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor."

[toejam]

I think there's some people here who could use some of these for their signature profile.

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Defeat

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

[RacerX]

I think there's some people here who could use some of these for their signature profile.

Cluelessness

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Newc was/is using that one.

[horns666]

Joe, you're sig percetly decribes my penis..

Here..ask the wife..she's right here..

(My wife) Hi, yes it's true.

My wife sometimes sucks my will to live..and she's a dirty bitch.

here ask her..

(My wife again) Yes, that's also true, but sometimes Bill is a real asshole and he derserves it.

You see how this shit works..

That should "demotivate" any thoughts of marriage right there.

We're going to bang pretty soon..so C'ya...in a couple minutes..

That's for sure. (that was her again)

Bill

[442w30]

Meetings:
None of us are as dumb as all of us

[followthereaper]

These are too funny...

Retirement:
Because you've given so much of yourself to the Company that you don't have anything left we can use.