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    a funny - the Australian Prime Minister meets the Queen....

    At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, John Howard turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

    The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

    John Howard thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

    To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard."

    Howard thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire then?"

    The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied: "Sorry again, Mr. Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor."

    Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

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    lol yeahhh!!Bless her cotton socks

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    • #3
      I.... don't get it.

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        Kingdom --> King
        Principality --> Prince
        Empire --> Emperor
        Country --> ______?

        Get it now? LOL
        Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!

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        • #5
          Count? Like Dracula? Or just "The Count." as in "One! ah ah ah. Two! ah ah ah. Three! ..."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Adam
            Count? Like Dracula? Or just "The Count." as in "One! ah ah ah. Two! ah ah ah. Three! ..."

            Make sure no women are around and say "Country" out loud without the "ree" at the end.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Inearthed
              Make sure no women are around and say "Country" out loud without the "ree" at the end.
              Do you think he'll get it now?
              Scott
              Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by StukaJU87
                Do you think he'll get it now?
                I tried it.. do you mean, like "Cont." - the abbreviation for "Continued?" That's still weird. It must be a brit/aussie thing.


                Hey, wait a minute. My boss just came by and said I have to take sensitivity training now. What the hell??!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Adam
                  I tried it.. do you mean, like "Cont." - the abbreviation for "Continued?" That's still weird. It must be a brit/aussie thing.


                  Hey, wait a minute. My boss just came by and said I have to take sensitivity training now. What the hell??!
                  :ROTF:
                  Scott
                  Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Be brave and upright, that God may love thee. Speak the truth always, even if it leads to your death. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.

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                  • #10
                    miss the t out on the end and thats how it should sound in our accent you pronounce the T if your are angry and realy mean it!!lol

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