Well, today is my birthday, and the wife is working a 12+ hour shift. So, since I'm left home all alone, I think to myself, "Self, what can you get yourself that would make your birthday memorable this year?"
What is it, you ask? Did I get a new guitar, a new amp, or perhaps some other cool piece of gear? Did I go all out and buy a new vehicle, or redo my home entertainment center?
Surely, you all jest. None of that would top off my day the way this did:

That's right, I broke my fucking toe. And it wasn't even doing anything cool like picking up a car, or some freak sex accident. Nope, I wasn't watching where I was going when I was walking around the house barefoot this morning. I swear, that chair jumped right out in front of me.
Oh yeah, and never mind the sock pattern on my foot. I just got back from the gym.
What is it, you ask? Did I get a new guitar, a new amp, or perhaps some other cool piece of gear? Did I go all out and buy a new vehicle, or redo my home entertainment center?
Surely, you all jest. None of that would top off my day the way this did:

That's right, I broke my fucking toe. And it wasn't even doing anything cool like picking up a car, or some freak sex accident. Nope, I wasn't watching where I was going when I was walking around the house barefoot this morning. I swear, that chair jumped right out in front of me.

Oh yeah, and never mind the sock pattern on my foot. I just got back from the gym.
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