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    I'm going to hell

    The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and 10 hens
    he kept in the hen-house behind the church.

    But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

    During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody
    got a cock?"
    All the men stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody
    seen a cock?"
    All the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody
    seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

    Half the women stood up.

    "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody
    seen MY cock?"

    All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests
    and a goat stood up.
    Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.
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    Lol

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    • #3
      Don't worry Jack, It's pretty kick ass down here..all the titties and weed you can handle bro..
      "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
      Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

      "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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      • #4
        Yeah, but that daily pineapple shoved up the ass must get old quick. :ROTF:
        Whataya Mean I Don't Support The System? I Go To Court When I Have To!

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        • #5
          Why was there a goat in church?


          - E.
          Good Lord! The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by AlexL
            Why was there a goat in church?


            - E.
            For the Baaaaaptisms of course.
            Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by AlexL
              Why was there a goat in church?


              - E.
              for the "drink of my blood, eat of my flesh" part

              MOSH ON
              DAVE
              "It's because the speed of light is superior to the speed of sound that so many people look shiny before they actually sound stupid"

              "All pleasure comes at someone Else's expense"

              The internet is where, The men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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              • #8
                Hehe...No worries dude, if your goin to hell I'll see ya there

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                • #9
                  Lmao! :ROTF:
                  I feel my soul go cold... only the dead are smiling.

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                  • #10
                    Yeah, I'll be your tour guide...we'll have a blast!!!

                    I hope you like pussy!!:ROTF: :ROTF:
                    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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