Soft Porn actors are fags...

[Endrik]

They don't show you weenies in soft porn movies but you can see some dudes' PP slightly for less than a second.
And everytime I see it, it's a softy.

WTF is that???

You are in bed with smoking hot babe(s) and it isn't up,
I would have a metal billet up there and ready to charge.

I need some answers NOW!!!

[followthereaper]

Yeah, but 90% of soft porn actresses aren't exactly "smoking hot babes" and are usually flat, though sometimes there are actual porn stars in those movies.

[riffraff]

So you like to watch guys with big hard ons eh??????????????????????
Now... I am confused?

[fett]

That's why they call it "Soft Porn":ROTF: :ROTF: I have gone to the "Police Anatomy". You can show all the flesh you want but as soon as the "Peter Meter" salutes it's a skinflick. Use your imagination. I used to go to a theater in the '60's called the "T and D Follies" to watch "dirty movies". It was all Flacid Domingo and naked ladies. And then came the Mitchell Brothers and Deep Throat. The worse "skin movie" I even saw was: " I Am Curious, Yellow". "I Am Curious, Blue" was supposed to be much better. I bot a bunch of 70's and '80's skinflicks at the fleamarket. What a hoot.:ROTF: I pay more attention to the decor. SEKA RULES.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[Endrik]

So you like to watch guys with big hard ons eh??????????????????????
Now... I am confused?

that's why hardcore porn is made, guys can see big hard ons so they can imagine it's theirs that the girls are working on

that being said, I'm just amused that if you have a hot babe in front of you then you can't get it up.

[Freehill]

This is strangely appropriate:

Click me.

[fett]

Have you ever seen John Holmes' wienie? It's to die for.:ROTF: :ROTF: You ought to see Ron Jeremy in his prime.:ROTF: This was when men were men and women were unaugmented.

[St.James]

This is strangely appropriate:

Click me.

Ol Ron White... That dude is fucking hilarious! :ROTF:

[JRE]

This is strangely appropriate:

Click me.

Ron White is great and thats a great bit!

Thanks for sharing it

[horns666]

E...is that you...

Hey man..what's up..

Apprently not the PPs of whom you speak..

[Endrik]

Hey Bill,

there's so much happened that my PP has been up for the whole month

let me know if you have those VH tribute DVD's ready to go

[Joe_Steeler]

Dude!!, look at the chicks. What are you doing meat gazing?
Don't look at the krank, it is just not right.

[jjw]

Ol Ron White... That dude is fucking hilarious! :ROTF:

but his gay take on his mate/porno films is fucking rubbish!

Ron Jeromy is the fucking man!!!one of the 1st pornos i ever saw was when i found my olds mans VHS tapes and one was The A team..lol..bloody hell i gave the old boy a hell of a slapping!

i think most porn these days is hard core but back 15 years or so we couldnt buy that in the uK-so porno makers would carefully edit the hardcore films by removing penatration shots and errections(not allowed on british tv and i think japan?)

some of the best flicks these days i have seen are Ben Dover vids he always shoots in one of their eyes too-great shot,i recon he has a laser sight on his shaft..lol

[Endrik]

Justin, do you know that JC's girlfriend wants to be a pornstar?

[horns666]

Justin, do you know that JC's girlfriend wants to be a pornstar?

Who..Jesus..????!!!

No, I did not know that...are you sure..is he allowed to do that stuff now??

I knew it would be just a matter of time JC would be paryting with the big boys..good for him man..!!