So I got to watch a BoSox game last night.

[donf]

my plan for the weekend is to punch myself in the balls until i pass out. when i wake up, i will punch myself in the balls until i pass out again. and again. and again.

Holy crap, thats pretty drastic Sully . I don't want to see you bag-boxing over this. I'll see if I can calm these guys down,
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[Soloist1]

Don I hate your team. I really truly do.
That was just fucking sad. The Sox should be ashamed to have these teams coming in and kicking the shit out of them like this. So far August has sucked. Thank god football is but weeks away. Not sure I even want to watch that dick Beckett toss away another one today. But I will. Ah the life of a masochist. I don't think I'll be quite as masochistic as Sully though. Sounds like he is really into the sweet suffereing with those comments.

[donf]

Don I hate your team. I really truly do.
That was just fucking sad. The Sox should be ashamed to have these teams coming in and kicking the shit out of them like this. So far August has sucked. Thank god football is but weeks away. Not sure I even want to watch that dick Beckett toss away another one today. But I will. Ah the life of a masochist. I don't think I'll be quite as masochistic as Sully though. Sounds like he is really into the sweet suffereing with those comments.

Yeah, Beckett need to throw good to save Sully from a bad case of balloon balls. I feel for you guys for your bullpen. There's nothing as annoying as having a bullpen that gives up the game. I was dealing with that crap last year.

But both teams hit the shit outa the ball. I don't know if anyone could've stopped either team yesterday. I put a lot of time and energy into those games yesterday . I don't feel so bad cause we won, but it was a long day.

I have to cater to 75 friends and family (house party) today (some of them BoSox fans) and I'm dragging ass.

[shreddermon]

Wow. Glad I didn't stay up to watch the whole freakin' game. Long one, and I was bushed already.

Yanks are in a very good position now. Even if the Sox sweep the last 3 (...which they won't), they'll still be ahead in the divison.

[Soloist1]

"Even if the Sox sweep the last 3 "

They've done 4 before. So never say never. Remember that one? I think it has been referred to as the biggest choke in baseball history. So I'm told anyhow.

[shreddermon]

Umm. "Never."

:ROTF:

[donf]

In Fenway?

[sully]

i just came to after last night's abortion of a baseball game.

i need an ice pack.

[donf]

i just came to after last night's abortion of a baseball game.

i need an ice pack.

I'm dragging ass again today. I went to bed in the 9th, listening to the radio, heard Jeter's hit to tie it, restrained myself from getting up until Giambi in the 10th, then I couldn't help it, I ran to the TV.

Wife wasn't pleased, since we had to get up in 4 hours as it was, but Yank against Boston, is Yanks against Boston.

[shreddermon]

What were we saying about sweeps?

[shreddermon]

[donf]

Crap..................................we did it!

Sorry guys,but on my side of the fence, I'm ecstatic.

[donf]

Tommy asked me to pass this message on. I'll try to decipher as best as I can.

"I saw a softball tournament this weekend, and a baseball game today-lol
I'm not posting until the Streak is over Don, so put this up for me!!!!!!
I enjoyed every moment of that shellacking, what a great series!!! I went on a huge fukkin' Yankee bender starting Fri. night, no phones, no hanging at the house, just on a complete bender and strill on it, but made it home about an hour ago. I hear the phone but I can't see or find it-lol Bwa ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty whacked right now, as yoo hoo, can tell from this drivel. So post it for me cuz I'm not wasting any time on a computer until the streak is over. I'm hoping to win 7 or 8 in a row before we tank.I'm not gonna fukkin' work either. Why should I? I don't see anything that should bring me anywhere but to alcoholic and narcotic and fukkin' Box bliss as far as I can fukkin' see. What about you? It's far from over, and anyone celebrating anything else but the shellacking that happened before our eyes is a fukkin' moron!!!.We did kick them around like $2.00 crack hoes though!!!!! my head is floating away out the window, I gotta go!!!! I'm not going to post , i have to catch my head, so will you post this shit for me? Thanks again Don. And you said Proctor had to go-lol it's a good thing I'm in charge, fukkin' head is getting further away, I gotta go for real Thanks dude. Congratulations on being A Yankee fan. I'm gonna beat the snot out of some sushi eating Gayngel fans on the 26th, if I can get my head back , it's really floating off in the distance, and I gotta fukkin' go. Fukkin' NESN was a good fukkin' watch this afterfukkin' noon. Dennis Eckersley was about to cut his fukkin' head off like I did in celebration, i can hardly see my head anymore out the window, better get the fukkin' car keys so I can catch up with it. Did you believe they didn't bring uin Papelquintzenfrooshinflarven' in the beginning of the 8th? Fukkin' morron francona fukkin' is huh? cool, this cutie has my head and she's walking it back to me, she's hot, if she jumped rope i and her would get a black fukkin' eye. Tell Donnie the braves are really in trouble-lol wait, this kookbat has my fukkin' head , hold on o.k.? I gotta go man!!!! I'll tell you later what fukkin' happened, i went on a bender that dwarfs Fenway Park, fukkin' shithoused out here. Gotta tape my fukkin' head on, wait a sec., ouch!!! mother fukker that hurt, ha ha ha, I'm bleedin Emmaline!!!! What a fukkin' woodshedding of the fukkin' Sox. You gonna be out here anytime soon? I have four tix. if you want to go get in a shitload of trouble and try and not get bounced out of Anaslime while the fukkin' Yanks are in fukkin' town? Fly out and we will grab puss, and beers, and other fukkin' shit too-lol there will be much rejoicing, win or lose, it's the waning moments of a great summer and I can't waste time fukkin' posting cuz I have to catch my fukkin' head, oh yeah she brought it back to me. Come out and grab fukkin' hot clit with me, it's really easy. Dude, congtaufukkinlations on being a Yankee fan man, I mean it. We wailed the ever fukkin' lovin' piss out of them-lol get out here, you don't know what you're missing, it's a fukkin' joke out here. It's a fukkin' joke..............................
Thanks,
Tommy

Thanks,
Tommy"

Ok here goes;

Dear fellow JCFers

Don, please post my msg for me. Because of my superstitions, I will not change my underwear, step on any cracks on sidewalks or touch the computer until the Yanks lose.

I truly enjoyed the Yankees, applying lacquer to the Red Sox. I have been incapacitated since Friday night. My eyes don't work, my ears don't work. I have not been able to find my way home, til an hour ago. HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I am pretty messed up right now and I think its from drinking Yoo Hoo. Please post this for me, cause I don't want to do anything until after the Yankees win 7 or 8 games. I ain't workin either. I will be inebriated and drugged out and Fukkin Box bliss (sorry, I couldn't decipher).

Anyone celebrating anything other than this lacquering is not a smart person. We played punter with them like they were $2.00 cocaine prostitutes. My head has detached from my body, so I'm not going to post anything, cause I can't see the screen. I have to go catch my head, unlike Gabe Kapler in right field.

Thanks Don, you said Proctor was no good. Thank fukkin god you're not in charge. But congrats on being a Yankees fan. I have to go extract phglem from some fish eating Angel fags on the 26th. My head is farther away from me than before. Dennis Eckersley held a knife to his neck, as i did, but I forgot, my head was not there. I need to drive my car to find it.

Did you believe the Red Sox didn't bring in Papelwhatever in the 8th. That Francona is not a very good manager.

This pretty girl found my head. Her bosoms are over-sized and would make my eye change colors if I were to jump rope with her.

Donnie- the BRAVES BLOW!!

................something about bending dwarfs over in Fenway? I'm bleeding Emmaline (not a clue). The Yanks really beat the Red Sox, by golly!!

Don, are you gonna be out here soon? I have 4 tix to the Angel-Yankee game. Lets go start trouble at Anaheim Stadium and try not to get removed by security personnel.

Fly out and we'll grab some vagina and alcoholic beverages. We will sing praises, whether we win (like the Yanks did), or lose (like the Sox did). I lost my head, I found it, now I lost it again, oh yeah, she brought it back to me.

Come out and grab some cameltoe with me. Congats on being a Yankee fan. The Yanks hit them so hard that their lovely urine came out of them. Get out here. SoCal is so funny. Its real funny.

Thanks
Tommy


Hope it clears everything up!:ROTF: :ROTF:

[Tetsuo]

Being a White Sox fan I had to pull for the Yanks in this series in order to bury the Bo sox... Man did the Yanks ever treat me well (and the Twins fans too) too bad the ChiSox are chocking as bad as the BoSox.

[shreddermon]

A lot of truth to this...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14400754...spt_trash_talk