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I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm!
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Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure. -
I've said it before and I'll say it again, you've got a knack for this, Jack! Ever considered picking up writing, like columns or whatnot?You took too much, man. Too much. Too much. -
Unfortunately life is forwards, but for me life is today, and today only. Bad habit to pick up, stay away from that one.Not helping the situation since 1965!Comment
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I got that in an email GoR. I can't be as creative as that.Don't forget the corn. It's nutritious, delicious, and ribbed for her pleasure.Comment
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Oh lol. Well the last thing you wrote up was good, and that WAS you. :lolYou took too much, man. Too much. Too much.Comment
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Makes sense. That way the last thing you do will be getting some pussy.
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That works for me!
MikeSleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.Comment
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that is a spam mail that everyone receives.I wish my hair-color was EDS :/Comment
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Rod Serling did that with the "Zone". Great stuff. Then he died at the ripe old age of 45. Well, life goes from birth to .....and then shit happens. I am almost 56 and I don't know why. Genes are a good thing. I guess.
I may have another 25 years left. Yikes!!!!!!!:ROTF: :ROTF:
I am a true ass set to this board.Comment
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:ROTF: Dude, didn't you ever watch Mork and Mindy?
chuck"Those who know what's best for us, must rise and save us from ourselves!"Comment
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Actually, the LAST thing you'd do would be to get sucked back up through your dad's dick and into his nuts!Originally posted by zeeglerMakes sense. That way the last thing you do will be getting some pussy.
Ron is the MAN!!!!Comment
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