Huge hornet....

[RR_YJMFAN]

That sum bitch will tear you a new one! Kill it.

[GodOfRhythm]

Oh no, my friend, we have hornets that kind of size too, believe me. I found a nest in an old Victorian manor house a couple of years ago, they were the huuuuuge. People apparently mistake wasps for hornets, but once you see a real hornet, you won't mistake the two creatures, they dwarf wasps.

Ditto!

I was out in the yard one day, playing soccer, when I had shot the ball into the bushes I went to go get it and saw a couple of those mofos coming out of there, needless to say I let the ball to rot 'till winter...

[Bengal65]

+1. Kill that fucker before he gets out and comes after you!

+2.5! A swarm of those almost killed my little brother when was 5 years old. I saw it happen as I grabbed him and ran. I got a few welts on myself. My brother looked like the Michelin man while at the hospital. Kill it.

[circle of the tyrants]

Well, I still have him. I talked to the wife a while ago and she and my daughter want me to bring it home so they can see it. If I decide to kill it, don't worry, I'll take pics!

My dad and I used to collect lots of bugs. He'd bring them home from work every night because they'd gather in the parking lot under the lights where he worked. Huge beetles, moths and helgramites. We'd put the beetles and others with hard exoskeletons in jars with a cotton ball soaked with alcohol or formaldehyde. Then we'd put them on a piece of cardboard with a pin. We even sprayed some with lacquer of some sort to protect them! Man, I had alot of free time back then.

[zeegler]

Spray it with some kind of accelerant and set fire to the motherfucker. Be sure to take lots of pics.

[atomic charvel guy]

tape a firecracker to him , light it , and let him fly.

[Hambucker]

Cut the abdomen and keep the venom

[riffraff]

yeah kill that damn thing...if you let it go it will fly up here and sting "MY" ass.
I just know it will.

[Bengal65]

Spray it with some kind of accelerant and set fire to the motherfucker. Be sure to take lots of pics.

:ROTF: Making my work day go a whole lot faster!

[Flametop]

Quote:
Originally Posted by zeegler
Spray it with some kind of accelerant and set fire to the motherfucker. Be sure to take lots of pics.

:ROTF: Making my work day go a whole lot faster!

+1

[RacerX]

How about tossing a coin down when you take pics? That way we can see how big it is in comparison...

[mm2002]

I vote for the fire. (oh yeah, and pics!)

[GodOfRhythm]

I vote for the firecracker! If you can actually get a small one tied to him and let him fly off, that would be insanely awesome.

Very very cruel, but awesome.

[RacerX]

Ward, I bet you burned ants with a magnifying glass when you were a kid, huh?

[Endrik]

I would let him free