Skid marks

Alvin_Wilson

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Skid marks

08-07-2006, 08:09 AM

A woman drops her clothing off at the dry cleaners. When it came back there were still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note for the laundryperson that says, "Please use more soap on my panties." This goes on for several weeks with the woman sending the same note to the dry cleaners, "Please use more soap on my panties." Finally fed up, the dry cleaners responds with a note of their own that read:

"Please use more paper on your ass!"

Alvin

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08-07-2006, 08:16 AM

Scott
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08-07-2006, 09:37 AM

Yuck!

My goal in life is to be the kind of asshole my wife thinks I am.
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