Murder at my trailerpark

[FusionFarmer]

I dislike both. I'm a NPR and BBC radio guy. I get to listen to the cricket news and try to figure out how it's played. I get an earful of Africa. And I get to listen to people who are supposed to be speaking english and half the time I am stumpted. I may be trailer trash, but I do know that my trailer, 750 sq ft, fully paid for, Lot rent $470, is a whole hell of a lot better than a house twice that size that would have taken me 20 years to pay off. I know I did the the right thing even if they kill me.:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

What?? trailer trash what don't like Nascar and rasselin.. thats just un american..lol actually I was refering to any would be trailer trash assailants.. I spent all day working on my Moms MH, converting a bathroom into a laundry room, working on trailers sucks, crappy wiring, chicken shit plumbing, 2x2 interior walls, plastic trim, but they're cheap

[RacerX]

Fett, you know you can post pics right in the post? Like so



BTW where's your amp?

[Norton]

Fett, you know you can post pics right in the post? Like so



BTW where's your amp?

It's behind the camera

[horns666]

OK, move along people..nothing to see here..

except for this hilarious story..

Fett you shoud have ran in front of the news camera and throw the HORNS!!!

[lerxstcat]

Fett, if you're gonna sleep with the door wide open, sell one of those $200 axes and buy a $200 shotgun to sleep with!

[Inearthed]

No. I live near Martha Lake. Way up 164th. Quiet place except for a murder and such..:ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

East side of the freeway is the place to be..

[Deneb]

1.5 miles down the road from me, an illegal immigrant shot 3 people.

[horns666]

1.5 miles down the road from me, an illegal immigrant shot 3 people.

Yeah, that's gonna happen..they do dat chit!!

[fett]

Fett, you know you can post pics right in the post? Like so



BTW where's your amp?

It's a practice amp on the other side of my stage, AKA LaZboy. That's only about half the guitars I have. I also have a small amp in my sound room, AKA bedroom.:ROTF: :ROTF:

[charvelguy]

I may have to reconsider leaving my frontdoor wide-open at night. I don't think the screendoor is much of a deterent. As for the guitars, they would take one look at my livingroom and see that all my guitars are intertwined. If they move one, they move five. That would wake me up. And then I would yell like I can and not leave my bedroom and those little fuks would be out the door faster than beer fart. . Even if they took a couple of them, I probably wouldn't even notice.

This sounds like my place.....

[Emthrax]

Holy crap, this thread is hella funny! I've got pasta comin' outta my NOSE!
Sucks about the murder, but still... heh.
Great stage, Fett! HAHAHAHA! La-Z-Boy, that's good.
Your living room looks like you go on sprees robbing Emo bands, and then you hoard them. Heh.

[Norton]

It's a practice amp on the other side of my stage, AKA LaZboy. That's only about half the guitars I have. I also have a small amp in my sound room, AKA bedroom.:ROTF: :ROTF:

Are you married?

I mean,no woman would let someone keep that much guitars

[Emthrax]

I mean,no woman would let someone keep that much guitars

HEY!!!!!!!!!

[fett]

Are you married?

I mean,no woman would let someone keep that much guitars

No, I have been a widower for lot of years. I met my match and married her in 1978 and then she died in 1989. She was so cool, she would have let me do it. From that point on , it was me and my son. He's 23 and lives 700 miles away. I have the ability now to do what ever I want. It's a real long story. If you live as long as I have, relative to this board, you get the highs and lows. I'm Stewart. "Look what I can do!!!":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF:

[fett]

HEY!!!!!!!!!

Like I said, Baby, that's only half of them. Beats etchings all to hell. " Hey, Babe, do you want to come to my trailer and see my guitars?" "A lot of them are are older than you are.":ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: :ROTF: