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I usually get a good laugh when I use for example Excite's translation service to translate from Japanese to English. Here's a translated, originally Japanese description of a Jackson Doug Aldrich model 
SPEC:
Body: Ash and scale25.5inch, 24F, and fingerplateEbony and reverse head
Bridge: Made of Schaller and receptiondesk.
PU:Front: Grover Jackson S-6F? Rear;Grover Jackson J90 (The origin is Grover Jackson J-DA) and the new price 230000 yen and the sale.
In around 1992 in time.
It buys it in the Middle Ages (
). There was no playing wound at all, and a state at that time at the time of having bought it was in the state of the dead stock. :ROTF:
It is full of scratches because it plays now and it rolls it up. The tuning usually uses one sound exclusively lowering.
The Ernie ball of the bowstring. 009-.046 things are put. Picking up
It differs originally from an original thing. The specification is different in one of Prot.
Because picking up was originally a nature that changes it, though it is a story in the previous state owner.
With ..saying.. Hanashi of ..possession.. Yo.
..hard eye.. Ot. there is ..ebony fingerplate.. Cot in the ash body, too the sound of the guitar
. Mahoganebode & rose fingerplate of the Psycho color is contrasted sound.
It is considerably mild feeling of. Here if anything is for ..Donshari.. Cashi.
Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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:ROTF: The last sentence makes for a killer quote! LOL
The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
SPEC:
Body: Ash and scale25.5inch, 24F, and fingerplateEbony and reverse head
Bridge: Made of Schaller and receptiondesk.
PU:Front: Grover Jackson S-6F? Rear;Grover Jackson J90 (The origin is Grover Jackson J-DA) and the new price 230000 yen and the sale.
In around 1992 in time.
It buys it in the Middle Ages (
). There was no playing wound at all, and a state at that time at the time of having bought it was in the state of the dead stock. :ROTF:It is full of scratches because it plays now and it rolls it up. The tuning usually uses one sound exclusively lowering.
The Ernie ball of the bowstring. 009-.046 things are put. Picking up
It differs originally from an original thing. The specification is different in one of Prot.
Because picking up was originally a nature that changes it, though it is a story in the previous state owner.
With ..saying.. Hanashi of ..possession.. Yo.
..hard eye.. Ot. there is ..ebony fingerplate.. Cot in the ash body, too the sound of the guitar
. Mahoganebode & rose fingerplate of the Psycho color is contrasted sound.
It is considerably mild feeling of. Here if anything is for ..Donshari.. Cashi.
Sleep. The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
---
:ROTF: The last sentence makes for a killer quote! LOL
The sound doesn't collapse to riffs of early eyes either.
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