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  • #31
    ahhh he's fucking his daughter..go with that!!:ROTF:

    Do something extra nasty..in tribute to this!!
    "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
    Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

    "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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    • #32
      Originally posted by BTB007
      Find out what your gf's dad collects and then go over when he's not home and throw them out.
      Yeah, I like that...Eye for an Eye, baby!
      "Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!" -Moe Howard, "Micro-Phonies" (1945)

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      • #33
        Originally posted by texasfury
        WHAT?!?!? Zakk drinks beer? Where you read that? Next thing you'll be telling me is the Beatles broke up.
        hey? You better not be fucking with me, man. I couldn't take a shock like that after hearing about the death of Brian Jones
        Hail yesterday

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        • #34
          What a prick, I agree - go find his golf clubs or something n toss em the hell out!

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          • #35
            She better take it in the ass!! That's all I gotta say!!!
            I love admins!

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Guitardude86
              You guys are just to much, I find something to laugh at every time I'm here at the forum:p
              And Atomic Charvel Guy, you've said some straight up scary things sometimes, about how you'd want to wring your hands around some fucker's neck and never let go for example.. It's very detailed, it's almost freaks me out sometimes lol.. I wouldn't mess with you man

              Anyways, rock on people. Yeah, life does go on
              I'm a small dude, 5' 10" 170-180 lbs, but trouble comes in small packages. you have me pegged when you say i say scary things, and it's true I'm completely off my rocker, but this is job for the "Badmin" and to stand up for rock and roll and guitar in general. I do have the blockbuster if you want it dude. I'm more of a lord of the winos kinda cat, I incite fun disasters, now if I could only get paid for it i'd be in great shape. Keep it cool with your girl's dad, because there will be a day where he needs you on something and you'll have him over the barrel and you'll be in charge of the boat that day, and you'll have your moment. Your day will come.
              Not helping the situation since 1965!

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              • #37
                Originally posted by atomic charvel guy
                I'm a small dude, 5' 10" 170-180 lbs, but trouble comes in small packages. you have me pegged when you say i say scary things, and it's true I'm completely off my rocker, but this is job for the "Badmin" and to stand up for rock and roll and guitar in general. I do have the blockbuster if you want it dude. I'm more of a lord of the winos kinda cat, I incite fun disasters, now if I could only get paid for it i'd be in great shape. Keep it cool with your girl's dad, because there will be a day where he needs you on something and you'll have him over the barrel and you'll be in charge of the boat that day, and you'll have your moment. Your day will come.
                That is good advice..Tommy is a prophet!!

                That butt thing sounds pretty good too..

                you really can't go wrong with either..
                "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                • #38
                  Didn't this happen before or to someone else here? I don't know if anyone's already said that, and I'm too lazy to read all the posts.
                  If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you are a table.

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                  • #39
                    You *watched* him do it and said *nothing*? I am guessing that you are 17 and are preparing to move away for college and were brought up in a nuclear family environment where your father insisted on being called, "sir".

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                    • #40
                      You're not to far off there El_Kabong, actually I'm 20, and my father was kinda strickt sometimes, but I never did have to call him "sir" lol..
                      Anyway dad's at rehab nowadays, so he's been real peaceful lately
                      "This ain't no Arsenio Hall show, destroy something!"

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                      • #41
                        My old coworker, whom has never drank a drop, had a dad who was usually so piss loaded on Saturday afternoons and violent, that he would slur out the young man's name and the young man would go running in, stand at attention and say, "yes, sir". His old man would bark, "You know what time it is, boy?" "Time to wash your car and mow your lawn, sir". He was in the top 5 or 10 nationally ranked judo practioners in Canada. He never talked back or laid a hand on his old man.

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                        • #42
                          Putting your hands on you father is absolutely taboo in my morals..you just don't do it...no matter what.
                          "Bill, Smoke a Bowl and Crank Van Halen I, Life is better when I do that"
                          Donnie Swanstrom 01/25/06..miss ya!

                          "Well, your friend would have Bell's Palsy, which is a facial paralysis, not "Balls Pelsy" like we're joking about here." Toejam's attempt at sensitivity.

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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by horns666
                            Putting your hands on you father is absolutely taboo in my morals..you just don't do it...no matter what.
                            I'm going to go ahead and disagree with you forever on this point.

                            There are certain scenarious that could come to pass in someone's life where the only appropriate course of action is to beat the living piss out of their old man.

                            Luckily I've never been faced with anything like that, but I know a few who have, did, and were better for it.

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by horns666
                              Putting your hands on you father is absolutely taboo in my morals..you just don't do it...no matter what.
                              i dont know mate,i knocked my old man out cold when i was 17 when he tried to force me from not going out down the pub.I put him in the recovery position on the sitting room floor that he landed on and went out with my mates.

                              i certainly wouldnt dream of doing that now and in fact havnt had a fight now since i was aout 18.At the time my old man was a bully so i had to show him he couldnt do that any moreWe never talked about that incident and my old man is the best old man everLoves a drink,tells great jokes,swears like a trooper.He just pushed his weight to far when i reached an age when i wouldnt let him

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                              • #45
                                Man, the in-law dad Owned you in one motion.... Yer fucked for life now...

                                You're sorta like his bitch or something I think...

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