Rita Cosby John Karr photo caption

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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:45 pm Post subject: Rita Cosby Mark Karr photo caption contest some of these are hilarious! :ROTF:




I want to have your baby! I love you!

Pull my fingers...

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!

tell me Mister Karr...Do YOU like my voice?

"how is the food?"

I'll wait for you, John Mark, no matter how long it takes ... I'll wait for you

"Mr. Karr! Do you have any tips for me to sing tenor? All I can do with this voice is baritone!"

"Kiss me you fool!"

" I need ratings or Dan Abrams is going to fire me."

"AAAAH! IT'S ON THE WING!! IT'S ON THE WIIING!!!!"

"Give me the name of that Thai sex-change doctor- I want to become a female too."

Caption for the cop driver: "They don't pay me near enough to do this crap..."

"Mr. Karr! I don't really have 'man hands,' do I? See? DO I??"

"I KNOW you've got FOOD in there!"

"My sources tell me that you just used the taxpayers of CO to get a free ride back to the states. Is that true?"

"I'll give you a lap dance if you open this window"

"I'm six years old!! Honest! Just do me!!!"

My sources tell me that I barely still have a job at MSNBC. Can you comment on that?

Could you give me a tip on facial hair control?

"Did you kill Natalie Hollaway too?"

"John! I need an exclusive! By the way, did you know I can suck-start a Phantom?"

MUST .... EAT.... BRAINS .....

I can play 6!! I can play 6!!

"Hey John - you gonna eat that Snickers Bar on the dash?"

Can i get a sample of your DNA?

"What's in your wallet?"

[danastas]

What's going on? Who are those people? Rita Crosby? John Karr?

[fett]

I was wondering when this Karr guy would pop up here. But you just killed two of my birds with one stone. Being the skeptic I am, I knew Karr wasn't the perp. Being a sane person, I know Rita is just awful and should get her voicebox checked. God!!!! I hate the media.

[Accept2]

As soon as he confessed, I thought he must have been paid to do that. It just reeks of it...........

[fett]

Karr is a basket case and should be locked away for a very long time. He got a free ride back to the USA. Based on the other charges he faces, he'll be out again in 6 months. What a fucking joke.

[SEEGERMANY]

Here's one they should have used.

"Who the fuck called me Sally Struthers?"

[MBreinin]

I can't stand her. She sounds like she has given about 10,000 too many deep throats in her day, and washed 'em down with a life supply of Cowboy Killers.

How does a woman with a voice like that get a job in broadcasting?

Mike