Shakira is Back in Black

[cookiemonster2]

This is one of those odd things you find on the internet that you have to see once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYQCT...elated&search=

[GodOfRhythm]

I've seen it A LOT more than once!

She's a fine, fine woman.

[Nuclear Vampire]

The way she dances like a stripper, it's like "Just fucking take it off already!"

[slash-ed]

She's hot, but that rendition is pretty damn awful

[toejam]

What kind of "gear" does this artist Shakira have? This belongs in the Non J/C section.

[cookiemonster2]

What kind of "gear" does this artist Shakira have? This belongs in the Non J/C section.

How could you not see her gear?

[HoWheels]

She's hot, but that rendition is pretty damn awful

Couldn't make it past the first 20 seconds.

-a

[texasfury]

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[RacerX]

How could you not see her gear?

"You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you."

-Pogue Colonel, "Full Metal Jacket"

[cookiemonster2]

I was being sarcastic

"You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you."

-Pogue Colonel, "Full Metal Jacket"

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman "Full Metal Jacket"

[scotty]

She sure is nice to look at, but I have never seen a live clip where it sounds like she can sing. She sounds like a goat to me.

[dg]

+1
The few songs of hers I've heard, they always use some bizarre digital effect on her voice. Even in commercials. I guess now I know why. She sure does know how to grind it with the best of 'em, though!

[danastas]

It just goes to show, if she were on Supernova, she'd win hands down...on looks alone.

[Twisteramps]

Who wants to bet that playing that cover is probably the musical highlight for the backing band? I'd fuck her, on the condition that she keeps that atonal word hole of hers shut.

Pete

[Drake S.]

It's funny when I worked at GC here in Miami she was a customer of mine ,this was right before she started working on the cross over stuff with Sony. She's actually a big 80's metal head & loves Classic rock she wanted to go more that Direction but sony wouldn't have it. I almost sold her a KV1 but the sony Douche said no so she ordered the most expensive Ovation GC could order at the time , the Sony guy was a major tool. She's cool as hell & even Finer in person. With her voice though she can't do rock or metal for that much either . She dances like a stripper because she likes strip clubs .