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I was Jimi Hendrix.Dead before I was famous.How cool is that?
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Your test results:
You are RSMACKER
A balding 30 something English loser who continually harps on about the good old days when he had long flowing locks, skintight black jeans and big white basketball boots. You've still got all your old guitars, but look like a sad old prick when you are strapping on the Spikey Axe of Doom to show the local kiddywinks the proper way to play Iron Man. Your delusions of guitar mastery are, quite simply, dismal. If you were a horse, they'd shoot you. Now, shuffle off, old fool, isn't there some pornography you should be looking at?So I woke up,rolled over and who was lying next to me? Only Bonnie Langford!
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Which Guitar Player Are You?
Randy Rhoads
You are Randy Rhoads! You died before you were ever able to reach your full potential, and you started very young and were a good teacher even in your teens. You were with Ozzy for a number of years before you were killed in a plane crash, induced by your own doing. You will be remembered forever.
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Originally posted by Rsmacker
awesome! Now, go smack some Rs 
Hail yesterdayComment
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Exact same happened hereOriginally posted by horns666Your Results:
Yngwie Malmsteen
You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.
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Those were perhaps the stupidest fucking questions ever. As such, I refuse to participate.Comment
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"There is nothing more fearful than imagination without taste" - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"To be stupid, selfish and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost" - Gustave FlaubertComment
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Which Guitar Player Are You?
John Petrucci
You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.
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Yngwie Malmsteen-True but I'm not an arrogant prick-But I do like donuts!!!!!!! But don't piss me off or I will unleash the fookin fury!!
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I look at the questions and the answers in this and go.. gee, which era of my playing guitar over the past 30 years are we going to focus on and be?Comment
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Hell yeah!
Randy Rhoads!!!Comment
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Which Guitar Player Are You?
Buckethead
You are Buckethead! You have played with Primus, Praxis, and Guns N' Roses, but prefer to stay solo. You are quite possibly the strangest and wildest guitarist ever to be heard. You push the boundaries of music, and your unorthodox style and incredible shredding ability, not to mention robot dancing, have made you very popular in the underground world.
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I took the choice that had beer in it whenever it came up and I'm Zakk Wilde, fat friggin chance :ROTF:Last edited by FusionFarmer; 09-05-2006, 09:55 AM.I say the boy ain't right!Comment
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Slash or Buckethead depending on whether I marry a supermodel or chose lack of fame.Comment
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You are Esteban! You're part Mickey Rourke, part Zorro, and all douchebag. A favorite of nursing homes and flea markets, you'd sell reading glasses to a blind kid if there was a buck to be made. No other artist short of Michael Bolton can match your rabid fanbase of 40+-year-old, terminally single, cat-loving women.
Hey, wtf? I need to review my answers...Comment
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